diff --git a/Content.Server/_DV/Speech/Components/DrunkardAccentComponent.cs b/Content.Server/_DV/Speech/Components/DrunkardAccentComponent.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..b96bc931a12
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Server/_DV/Speech/Components/DrunkardAccentComponent.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+namespace Content.Server._DV.Speech.Components;
+
+[RegisterComponent]
+public sealed partial class DrunkardAccentComponent : Component;
diff --git a/Content.Server/_DV/Speech/EntitySystems/DrunkardAccentSystem.cs b/Content.Server/_DV/Speech/EntitySystems/DrunkardAccentSystem.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..7262bec88e5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Server/_DV/Speech/EntitySystems/DrunkardAccentSystem.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,83 @@
+using System.Text;
+using Content.Server._DV.Speech.Components;
+using Content.Server.Speech;
+using Content.Shared.Drunk;
+using Content.Shared.StatusEffect;
+using Robust.Shared.Random;
+using Robust.Shared.Timing;
+
+namespace Content.Server._DV.Speech.EntitySystems;
+
+
+public sealed class DrunkardAccentSystem : EntitySystem
+{
+    [Dependency] private readonly StatusEffectsSystem _statusEffectsSystem = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly IRobustRandom _random = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly IGameTiming _timing = default!;
+
+    public override void Initialize()
+    {
+        base.Initialize();
+
+        SubscribeLocalEvent<DrunkardAccentComponent, AccentGetEvent>(OnAccent);
+    }
+
+    // A modified copy of SlurredSystem's Accentuate.
+    public string Accentuate(string message, float scale)
+    {
+        var sb = new StringBuilder();
+
+        foreach (var character in message)
+        {
+            if (_random.Prob(scale / 3))
+            {
+                var lower = char.ToLowerInvariant(character);
+                var newString = lower switch
+                {
+                    'o' => "u",
+                    's' => "ch",
+                    'a' => "ah",
+                    'u' => "oo",
+                    'c' => "k",
+                    _ => $"{character}",
+                };
+
+                sb.Append(newString);
+            }
+
+            if (!_random.Prob(scale * 3 / 20))
+            {
+                sb.Append(character);
+                continue;
+            }
+
+            var next = _random.Next(1, 3) switch
+            {
+                1 => "'",
+                2 => $"{character}{character}",
+                _ => $"{character}{character}{character}",
+            };
+
+            sb.Append(next);
+        }
+
+        return sb.ToString();
+    }
+
+    private void OnAccent(EntityUid uid, DrunkardAccentComponent component, AccentGetEvent args)
+    {
+        // Drunk status effect calculations, ripped directly from SlurredSystem B)
+        if (!_statusEffectsSystem.TryGetTime(uid, SharedDrunkSystem.DrunkKey, out var time))
+        {
+            args.Message = Accentuate(args.Message, 0.25f);
+        }
+        else
+        {
+            var curTime = _timing.CurTime;
+            var timeLeft = (float) (time.Value.Item2 - curTime).TotalSeconds;
+            var drunkScale = Math.Clamp((timeLeft - 80) / 1100, 0f, 1f);
+
+            args.Message = Accentuate(args.Message, Math.Max(0.25f, drunkScale));
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/_DV/traits/traits.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/_DV/traits/traits.ftl
index 024fcd50a5f..70500b916ae 100644
--- a/Resources/Locale/en-US/_DV/traits/traits.ftl
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/_DV/traits/traits.ftl
@@ -38,3 +38,6 @@ trait-unborgable-desc = Your brain cannot be put into a man-machine interface.
 
 trait-depression-name = Depression
 trait-depression-desc = No mechanical effect. The world is dark but there is a light somewhere, calling to you.
+
+trait-drunkard-accent-name = Drunkard accent
+trait-drunkard-accent-desc = You always sound like you're drunk.
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/_DV/Traits/neutral.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/_DV/Traits/neutral.yml
index 3d4333529b9..8aaa161af3e 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/_DV/Traits/neutral.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/_DV/Traits/neutral.yml
@@ -45,3 +45,12 @@
   cost: 2 # Changed weight to 2 in accordance with other accents
   components:
     - type: IrishAccent
+
+- type: trait
+  id: DrunkardAccent
+  name: trait-drunkard-accent-name
+  description: trait-drunkard-accent-desc
+  category: SpeechTraits
+  cost: 2
+  components:
+  - type: DrunkardAccent