technical illiterate manager

[TheoW03]

hi
I am a technical illiterate manager who assumes developers can code fast

and I want you to implement an entire AI system thats not a chat GPT wrapper in 10 minutes in x86_64 assembly
as I spam your microsoft teams messages with pointless meetings to stroke my own ego and eat up your productivity.

IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLETE THIS TASK IM OUTSOURCING YOUR JOB.
TO SOME POOR COLLEGE STUDNET WITH A H1B1 VISA.
WHO I WILL PAY LESS THEN A MCDONALDS CASHIER

thank you
Technically illiterate manager who for some reason is phrasing this as an email

[BrownNPC]

As a large language model, I am unable to implement a chat GPT wrapper in 10 minutes in x86_64 assembly as that would be unpractical, and requires too many resources.

Is there something else I can help you with? 😊

[TheoW03]

sounds like we need todo

✨ team bonding activities ✨

at 10 am or whenever your the most productive or hours before a critical deadline and
participation is requirement. or some poor uni student on a H1B1 visa will replace you.

and the company is not covering your admission fee into the ✨ team bonding activities ✨. we pay you enough, you should be able to pay for with your own paycheck.

[GEOEGII555]

hi I am a technical illiterate manager who assumes developers can code fast

and I want you to implement an entire AI system thats not a chat GPT wrapper in 10 minutes in x86_64 assembly as I spam your microsoft teams messages with pointless meetings to stroke my own ego and eat up your productivity.

IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLETE THIS TASK IM OUTSOURCING YOUR JOB. TO SOME POOR COLLEGE STUDNET WITH A H1B1 VISA. WHO I WILL PAY LESS THEN A MCDONALDS CASHIER

thank you Technically illiterate manager who for some reason is phrasing this as an email

Sure, here you go - AI program that I totally 1000% didn't steal from StackOverflow:

[bits 16]
[org 0x7c00]

cli
mov si, error
print:
    lodsb
    cmp al, 0
    je exit
    mov ah, 0x0e
    mov bh, 0
    mov bl, 4
    mov cx, 1
    int 0x10
    jmp print

exit:
    hlt

error: db "Sorry, the servers are currently unavailable. Please try again later.", 0x00
times 510 -($-$$) db 0
dw 0xAA55

We don't have the servers to test this unfortunately. It's a very resource hungry AI!

[TheoW03]

good
this will give us a edge over deep seek

wonderful work
you get a pizza party.