diff --git a/software/glasgow/gateware/hyperram.py b/software/glasgow/gateware/hyperram.py new file mode 100644 index 000000000..022e6844b --- /dev/null +++ b/software/glasgow/gateware/hyperram.py @@ -0,0 +1,504 @@ +# Ref: HyperBus™ Specification +# Ref: https://www.mouser.com/pdfdocs/cypress_hyperbus_specification.pdf +# Document Number: 001-99253 +# Accession: ? + +# This module is intended to be imported as `from glasgow.support import hyperbus` and then used +# as `hyperbus.PHYx1`, etc. + +from amaranth import * +from amaranth.lib import enum, data, wiring +from amaranth.lib.wiring import Signature, In, Out + + +__all__ = ["PHYx1", "Sequencer"] + + +class StreamSignature(wiring.Signature): + def __init__(self, payload_shape, *, reset=None): + Shape.cast(payload_shape) + super().__init__({ + "payload": Out(payload_shape, reset=reset), + "valid": Out(1), + "ready": In(1) + }) + + def create(self, *, path=None, src_loc_at=0): + return StreamInterface(self, path=path, src_loc_at=1 + src_loc_at) + + +class StreamInterface(wiring.PureInterface): + @property + def p(self): + return self.payload + + +class _IOBufferWithEn(wiring.Component): + def __init__(self, pins, *, pin_type=C(0b1101_00, 6)): + self.pins = pins + self.pin_type = pin_type + + super().__init__(Signature({ + "en" : In(1), # clock enable (for both input and output) + "oe" : In(1), # output enable + "o" : Out(len(self.pins)), # output + "i" : In(len(self.pins)), # input + })) + + def elaborate(self, platform): + m = Module() + for index, pin in enumerate(self.pins): + m.submodules += Instance("SB_IO", + p_PIN_TYPE=self.pin_type, + i_INPUT_CLK=ClockSignal(), + i_OUTPUT_CLK=ClockSignal(), + i_CLOCK_ENABLE=self.en, + i_OUTPUT_ENABLE=self.oe, + # iCE40HX8K timing characteristics (85°C, 1.14 V): + # - tCO = 5.41 ns (clock to output) + # - tSU = -0.43 ns (clock to data setup) + # - tH = 2.38 ns (clock to data hold) + # W957D8MFYA timing characteristics (85°C?, 1.8 V, 200 MHz): + # - tDSV = 0..5 ns (CS# to RWDS valid) + # - tCKD = 1..5 ns (CK to DQ valid) + i_D_OUT_0=self.o[index], + o_D_IN_0=self.i[index], + io_PACKAGE_PIN=pin, + ) + return m + + +class PHYMode(enum.Enum, shape=2): + Select = 0 # decodes CS# from `i.p.data`; + # if `i.p.data != 0`, samples RWDS and writes to `o.p.data` + CmdAddr = 1 # drives DQ from `i.p.data` + Write = 2 # drives DQ from `i.p.data` and RWDS from `i.p.mask` + Read = 3 # drives `o.p.data` from DQ when RWDS toggles + + +class PHYx1(wiring.Component): + """Non-geared (one octet per cycle) HyperBus PHY. + + This PHY connects to a HyperBus memory device without deriving any new clocks or using any + delay line primitives. The "x1" in the name refers to the lack of gearing; since HyperBus + uses a DDR bus, this PHY runs the bus at one half the frequency of its clock domain, + transferring 1 octet per cycle. This implementation allows DDR output buffers to be used + to provide the required 90° phase offset for the memory clock, eliminating the need for a PLL. + """ + + Signature = wiring.Signature({ + "rst": Out(1), + "o": Out(StreamSignature(data.StructLayout({ + "mode": PHYMode, + "data": 16, + "mask": 2, + "last": 1 + }))), + "i": In(StreamSignature(data.StructLayout({ + "data": 16, + "last": 1 # o.last looped back + }))) + }) + + def __init__(self, resource): + self.resource = resource + + super().__init__(self.Signature.flip()) + + def elaborate(self, platform): + pins = platform.request(*self.resource, xdr={ + "reset": 0, + "ck_p": 2, + "ck_n": 2, + }, dir={ + "cs": "-", + "rwds": "-", + "dq": "-", + }) + + m = Module() + + # RESET# is an unregistered output pin driven by `sync` domain reset. (It is not registered + # to allow for configurations with asynchronous reset.) + m.d.comb += pins.reset.o.eq(self.rst) + + # CK/CK# is a pseudo-differential pair (depending on HyperBus register configuration only + # the positive polarity may be used), driven as source synchronous DDR output. This clock + # idles low and toggles whenever the FSM transitions, at 90° phase offset referenced to + # DQ[7:0]. The I/O buffer is configured as DDR to introduce the phase offset. + m.d.comb += [ + pins.ck_p.o_clk.eq(ClockSignal()), + pins.ck_n.o_clk.eq(ClockSignal()), + ] + + # CS#[`cs_count`-1:0] are a set of output pins. They use the same type of IO buffer because + # iCE40 has packing constraints on clock enables in adjacent SB_IO cells (same diffpair). + # For the same reason the enable of CS# must be tied to that of RWDS, which requires this + # awkward bit of logic to add a register not tied to RWDS enable. + m.submodules.pins_cs_n = pins_cs_n = self.pins_cs_n = \ + _IOBufferWithEn(pins.cs, pin_type=C(0b0110_01, 6)) # Cat(PIN_INPUT, PIN_OUTPUT) + pins_cs_o_n_reg = Signal.like(pins_cs_n.o, reset=~0) + pins_cs_o = Signal.like(pins_cs_n.o) + pins_cs_o_en = Signal() + m.d.comb += pins_cs_n.o.eq(pins_cs_o_n_reg) + with m.If(pins_cs_o_en): + m.d.sync += pins_cs_o_n_reg.eq(~pins_cs_o) + + # RWDS is an input/output pin. It has three distinct functions: + # - During command/address phase, RWDS is a memory output and FPGA input indicating whether + # the memory controller must introduce additional latency. It is essentially a strap with + # no particular timing relationship to other signals; it is enough to + # sample it somewhere during the C/A phase. + # - During write transactions, RWDS is a memory input and FPGA output that is edge aligned + # with data output by the FPGA, masking off bytes that should not be written. + # - During read transactions, RWDS is a memory output and FPGA input that is edge aligned + # with data output by the memory, indicating a pause in data transfer when the address + # crosses page boundaries. + m.submodules.pins_rwds = pins_rwds = self.pins_rwds = _IOBufferWithEn(pins.rwds) + m.d.comb += pins_cs_n.en.eq(pins_rwds.en) # oh, iCE40... + pins_rwds_i_regl = Signal.like(pins_rwds.i) + pins_rwds_i_regh = Signal.like(pins_rwds.i) + + # DQ[7:0] are a set of input/output pins. They are used for command, address, and data + # transfer. When used as an output, DQ[7:0] changes state 90° before the transition + # on CK/CK#; when used as an input, DQ[7:0] must be sampled 90° after the transition + # on CK/CK#. + m.submodules.pins_dq = pins_dq = self.pins_dq = _IOBufferWithEn(pins.dq) + pins_dq_i_regl = Signal.like(pins_dq.i) + pins_dq_i_regh = Signal.like(pins_dq.i) + + with m.FSM(): + o_p_reg = Signal.like(self.o.p) + clocked = Signal() + m.d.comb += [ + # Idle. + pins.ck_p.o0.eq(0), + pins.ck_p.o1.eq(0), + # Inverted. + pins.ck_n.o0.eq(~pins.ck_p.o0), + pins.ck_n.o1.eq(~pins.ck_p.o1), + ] + + with m.State("Select/Deselect"): + m.d.comb += [ + pins_cs_o_en.eq(1), + # Release DQ and RWDS if the last operation was a write. + pins_dq.oe.eq(0), + pins_dq.en.eq(1), + pins_rwds.oe.eq(0), + pins_rwds.en.eq(1), + ] + m.d.sync += clocked.eq(0) + with m.If(self.o.valid & (self.o.p.mode == PHYMode.Select)): + m.d.comb += self.o.ready.eq(1) + cs_decoded = Cat(self.o.p.data == n for n in range(1, len(pins_cs_o) + 1)) + m.d.comb += pins_cs_o.eq(cs_decoded) + with m.If(cs_decoded != 0): + m.next = "Sample-Latency" + + with m.State("Sample-Latency"): + m.d.comb += self.i.p.data.eq(pins_rwds.i) + m.d.sync += clocked.eq(1) + with m.If(~clocked): + # Capture RWDS at >=tDSV after CS# assertion. + m.d.comb += pins_rwds.en.eq(1) + with m.Else(): + m.d.comb += self.i.valid.eq(1) + with m.If(self.i.ready): + m.next = "Output" + + with m.State("Output"): + with m.Switch(self.o.p.mode): + with m.Case(PHYMode.CmdAddr, PHYMode.Write): + m.d.comb += [ + pins_dq.oe.eq(1), + pins_dq.o.eq(self.o.p.data[8:16]), + pins_rwds.oe.eq(self.o.p.mode == PHYMode.Write), + pins_rwds.o.eq(self.o.p.mask[1]), + self.o.ready.eq(1) + ] + + with m.Case(PHYMode.Read): + # Capture DQa (D[15:8]) from previous CK negedge. + m.d.sync += [ + pins_dq_i_regh.eq(pins_dq.i), + pins_rwds_i_regh.eq(pins_rwds.i), + # Don't accept command until we read a word with an RWDS strobe. + ] + + m.d.sync += o_p_reg.eq(self.o.p) + m.d.sync += clocked.eq(0) + with m.If(self.o.valid): + with m.If(self.o.p.mode == PHYMode.Select): + m.next = "Select/Deselect" + with m.Else(): + m.d.comb += [ + pins_rwds.en.eq(1), + pins_dq.en.eq(1), + pins.ck_p.o0.eq(0), + pins.ck_p.o1.eq(1), + ] + m.next = "Input" + + with m.State("Input"): + with m.Switch(o_p_reg.mode): + with m.Case(PHYMode.CmdAddr, PHYMode.Write): + m.d.comb += [ + pins_dq.oe.eq(1), + pins_dq.o.eq(o_p_reg.data[0:8]), + pins_rwds.oe.eq(o_p_reg.mode == PHYMode.Write), + pins_rwds.o.eq(o_p_reg.mask[0]), + ] + m.next = "Output" + + with m.Case(PHYMode.Read): + # Capture DQb (D[8:0]) from previous CK posedge. + with m.If(~clocked): + m.d.sync += [ + pins_dq_i_regl.eq(pins_dq.i), + pins_rwds_i_regl.eq(pins_rwds.i), + ] + m.d.comb += [ + self.i.p.last.eq(o_p_reg.last), + self.i.p.data.eq(Cat(pins_dq.i, pins_dq_i_regh)), + self.i.valid.eq( Cat(pins_rwds.i, pins_rwds_i_regh) == 0b10), + ] + with m.Else(): + m.d.comb += [ + self.i.p.last.eq(o_p_reg.last), + self.i.p.data.eq(Cat(pins_dq_i_regl, pins_dq_i_regh)), + self.i.valid.eq( Cat(pins_rwds_i_regl, pins_rwds_i_regh) == 0b10), + ] + # There are three different kinds of transitions this FSM may take here: + # 1. RWDS not H->L: repeat the command + # 2. RWDS is H->L, input ready: accept the command + # 3. RWDS is H->L, input not ready: stall and wait + # For transition (3), the `clocked` flag and `*_reg?` create a skid buffer. + m.d.comb += self.o.ready.eq(self.i.valid & self.i.ready) + with m.If(~self.i.valid | self.i.ready): + m.next = "Output" + + # The HyperBus specification forbids pausing or stopping the clock in the non-idle + # state, so after the rising edge is generated, this state machine unconditionally + # generates the falling edge. However, it may not be able to leave this state if + # the input stream isn't ready. + m.d.sync += clocked.eq(1) + with m.If(~clocked): + m.d.comb += [ + pins_rwds.en.eq(1), + pins_dq.en.eq(1), + pins.ck_p.o0.eq(1), + pins.ck_p.o1.eq(0), + ] + + return ResetInserter(self.rst)(m) + + +class Operation(enum.Enum, shape=1): + """The R/W# field in the Command/Address information.""" + Write = 0 + Read = 1 + + +class AddressSpace(enum.Enum, shape=1): + """The AS field in the Command/Address information.""" + Memory = 0 + Register = 1 + + +class BurstType(enum.Enum, shape=1): + """The Burst Type field in the Command/Address information.""" + Wrapped = 0 + Linear = 1 + + +class CommandAddress(data.Struct): + """The Command/Address information at the beginning of a HyperBus transaction.""" + address_low : 3 + _reserved : 13 + address_high : 29 + burst_type : BurstType + address_space : AddressSpace + operation : Operation + + @classmethod + def const(cls, init): + if isinstance(init, dict) and "address" in init: + init["address_low"] = init["address"] & 0b111 + init["address_high"] = init["address"] >> 3 + del init["address"] + return cls.as_shape().const(init) + + @property + def address(self): + return Cat(self.address_low, self.address_high) + + +class Sequencer(wiring.Component): + def __init__(self, *, cs_count): + super().__init__(Signature({ + "rst": In(1), + "phy": Out(PHYx1.Signature), + "ctl": In(StreamSignature(data.StructLayout({ + "select" : range(cs_count + 1), + "cmd_addr" : CommandAddress, + "latency" : range(0, 16 + 1) + }))), + # The memory has to be "pumped" when reading; that is, for each `i`nput transfer to + # happen, an `o`utput transfer has to happen first. Whether the input transfer will + # be the last one (with the sequencer getting another command from `ctl`) or not is + # determined by `o.last`. During reads, `o.data` and `o.mask` are not used. + "o": In(StreamSignature(data.StructLayout({ + "data" : 16, + "mask" : 2, + "last" : 1 + }))), + "i": Out(StreamSignature(data.StructLayout({ + "data" : 16, + "last" : 1 + }))) + })) + + def elaborate(self, platform): + m = Module() + phy = self.phy + + # The `rst` input resets both the sequencer, the PHY, and the RAM, which all contain bits + # of state of the interface and must be reset synchronously. + m.d.comb += phy.rst.eq(self.rst) + + # The cycle counter performs double duty: it is used to time the Command/Address phase as + # well as the Latency phase after it. The counting of latency cycles starts from the third + # cycle of the Command/Address phase, so the counter starts at -1 to simplify comparisons. + cycle = Signal(range(-1, 16 << 1 + 1), reset=-1) + + # The latency must be doubled if RWDS is high after CS# assertion. + latency = Signal.like(self.ctl.p.latency) + + # The command/address word is latched and shifted. + cmd_addr = Signal(48) + + with m.FSM(): + with m.State("Select"): + m.d.comb += [ + phy.o.p.mode.eq(PHYMode.Select), + phy.o.p.data.eq(self.ctl.p.select), + phy.o.valid.eq(self.ctl.valid), + ] + m.d.sync += [ + cycle.eq(cycle.reset), + latency.eq(self.ctl.p.latency), + cmd_addr.eq(self.ctl.p.cmd_addr), + ] + with m.If(phy.o.ready & self.ctl.valid): + m.next = "Latency" + + with m.State("Latency"): + m.d.comb += phy.i.ready.eq(1) + with m.If(phy.i.valid): + # If RWDS is asserted by the memory when it's selected, latency is doubled. + m.d.sync += latency.eq(Mux(phy.i.p.data[0], latency << 1, latency)) + m.next = "Command/Address" + + with m.State("Command/Address"): + m.d.comb += [ + phy.o.p.mode.eq(PHYMode.CmdAddr), + phy.o.p.data.eq(cmd_addr[-16:]), + phy.o.valid.eq(1), + ] + with m.If(phy.o.ready): + m.d.sync += [ + cycle.eq(cycle + 1), + cmd_addr.eq(Cat(C(0, 16), cmd_addr)), + ] + with m.If(cycle == 1): + m.d.comb += self.ctl.ready.eq(1) # Done processing the command. + with m.If(self.ctl.p.cmd_addr.operation == Operation.Read): + # Although reads have initial latency, it is not necessary to know it + # in advance because toggling of RWDS unambiguously delimits data. + # In addition, it is also not possible to know it in advance for reads + # from the register space because the default value for the initial + # latency value is not fixed, and there is no way to find it out other + # than by reading CR0. + m.next = "Latency-Read" + with m.Elif(self.ctl.p.cmd_addr.address_space == AddressSpace.Memory): + # Memory space writes generally have non-zero latency. Although + # the HyperBus specification allows memory space writes with zero + # latency, this is not generally used. + m.next = "Latency-Write" + with m.Else(): + # Register space writes generally have zero latency. Although + # the HyperBus specification allows register space writes with non-zero + # latency, this is not generally used, and writes to CR0 must have zero + # latency or it would not be possible to set the initial latency value. + m.next = "Write" + + with m.State("Latency-Write"): + m.d.comb += [ + # "The master must drive RWDS to a valid Low before the end of the initial + # latency to provide a data mask preamble period to the slave. This can be + # done during the last cycle of the initial latency." + # This is achieved by using the write PHY mode (which drives RWDS) during that + # last cycle, and the command/address PHY mode (which does not) otherwise. + phy.o.p.mode.eq(Mux(cycle == latency, PHYMode.Write, PHYMode.CmdAddr)), + phy.o.valid.eq(1), + ] + with m.If(phy.o.ready): + m.d.sync += cycle.eq(cycle + 1) + with m.If(cycle == latency): + m.next = "Write" + + with m.State("Write"): + m.d.comb += [ + # Drive RWDS only if there was a turnaround time; do not drive it during + # a zero-latency write. + phy.o.p.mode.eq(Mux(latency != 0, PHYMode.Write, PHYMode.CmdAddr)), + phy.o.p.data.eq(self.o.p.data), + phy.o.p.mask.eq(self.o.p.mask), + phy.o.valid.eq(self.o.valid), + self.o.ready.eq(phy.o.ready), + ] + with m.If(self.o.valid & self.o.ready & self.o.p.last): + m.next = "Deselect" + + with m.State("Latency-Read"): + m.d.comb += [ + phy.o.p.mode.eq(PHYMode.CmdAddr), + phy.o.valid.eq(1), + ] + with m.If(phy.o.ready): + m.d.sync += cycle.eq(cycle + 1) + # In the Read state, words are pushed into the read stream whenever there is + # a 'high, low' transition on RWDS. The memory drives RWDS continuously for + # reads, but its function changes, and if the memory requests additional + # initial latency, there will be a 'high, low' transition at the beginning + # that does not indicate a data word being read. + with m.If(cycle == 3): + m.next = "Read" + + with m.State("Read"): + # `last` added and removed here + m.d.comb += [ + phy.o.p.mode.eq(PHYMode.Read), + phy.o.p.last.eq(self.o.p.last), + phy.o.valid.eq(self.o.valid), + self.o.ready.eq(phy.o.ready), + ] + m.d.comb += [ + self.i.p.data.eq(phy.i.p.data), + self.i.p.last.eq(phy.i.p.last), + self.i.valid.eq(phy.i.valid), + phy.i.ready.eq(self.i.ready), + ] + with m.If(self.i.valid & self.i.ready & self.i.p.last): + m.next = "Deselect" + + with m.State("Deselect"): + m.d.comb += [ + phy.o.p.mode.eq(PHYMode.Select), + phy.o.valid.eq(1), + ] + with m.If(phy.o.ready): + m.next = "Select" + + return m diff --git a/software/glasgow/gateware/registers.py b/software/glasgow/gateware/registers.py index 37c4061a1..f8bb3b6db 100644 --- a/software/glasgow/gateware/registers.py +++ b/software/glasgow/gateware/registers.py @@ -34,6 +34,20 @@ def add_rw(self, *args, **kwargs): self.regs_w.append(reg) return reg, addr + def add_existing_ro(self, reg): + addr = self.reg_count + self.reg_count += 1 + self.regs_r.append(reg) + self.regs_w.append(Signal(name="ro_reg_dummy")) + return addr + + def add_existing_rw(self, reg): + addr = self.reg_count + self.reg_count += 1 + self.regs_r.append(reg) + self.regs_w.append(reg) + return addr + def elaborate(self, platform): m = Module() return m @@ -56,7 +70,7 @@ def elaborate(self, platform): if self.reg_count != 0: latch_addr = Signal() reg_addr = Signal(range(self.reg_count)) - reg_data = Signal(max(len(s) for s in self.regs_r)) + reg_data = Signal(max(len(Value.cast(s)) for s in self.regs_r)) m.d.comb += self.i2c_target.data_o.eq(reg_data) diff --git a/software/glasgow/platform/rev_c.py b/software/glasgow/platform/rev_c.py index d31765751..6b7e940dd 100644 --- a/software/glasgow/platform/rev_c.py +++ b/software/glasgow/platform/rev_c.py @@ -121,6 +121,48 @@ class _GlasgowPlatformRevC(GlasgowPlatformICE40): "F2 - - E3 E1 E2 D1 - - D2 C1 D3 C2 - - C3 B1 C4 B2 - - - "), ] + def add_ram_pak_resources(self): + self.add_resources([ + Resource("hyperram", 0, + Subsignal("reset", + Pins("21", dir="o", invert=True, conn=("lvds", 0)), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + Subsignal("cs", + Pins("8", dir="o", invert=True, conn=("lvds", 0)), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + Subsignal("ck_p", + Pins("5", dir="o", conn=("lvds", 0)), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + Subsignal("ck_n", + Pins("3", dir="o", conn=("lvds", 0)), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + Subsignal("rwds", + Pins("10", dir="io", conn=("lvds", 0)), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + Subsignal("dq", + Pins("16 15 9 11 14 17 20 22", dir="io", conn=("lvds", 0))), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + Resource("hyperram", 1, + Subsignal("reset", + Pins("23", dir="o", invert=True, conn=("lvds", 0)), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + Subsignal("cs", + Pins("27", dir="o", invert=True, conn=("lvds", 0)), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + Subsignal("ck_p", + Pins("28", dir="o", conn=("lvds", 0)), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + Subsignal("ck_n", + Pins("26", dir="o", conn=("lvds", 0)), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + Subsignal("rwds", + Pins("29", dir="io", conn=("lvds", 0)), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + Subsignal("dq", + Pins("35 38 32 34 33 40 39 41", dir="io", conn=("lvds", 0))), + Attrs(IO_STANDARD="SB_LVCMOS18")), + ]) + class GlasgowPlatformRevC0(_GlasgowPlatformRevC): resources = _GlasgowPlatformRevC.resources + [ diff --git a/software/tests/gateware/test_hyperram.py b/software/tests/gateware/test_hyperram.py new file mode 100644 index 000000000..2547f0656 --- /dev/null +++ b/software/tests/gateware/test_hyperram.py @@ -0,0 +1,4341 @@ +import asyncio +import logging +import struct +from amaranth import * +from amaranth.lib import enum, data, wiring, fifo +from amaranth.lib.wiring import Signature, In, Out + +from glasgow.gateware import hyperram + + +class HyperRAMSequencerTestbench(wiring.Component): + rst : In(1) + cmd_addr: In(hyperram.CommandAddress) + latency : In(range(3, 17)) + length : In(24) + trigger : In(1) # posedge-triggered + + def __init__(self, *, out_fifo, in_fifo): + self.out_fifo = out_fifo + self.in_fifo = in_fifo + + super().__init__() + + def elaborate(self, platform): + platform.add_ram_pak_resources() + + m = Module() + + m.submodules.phy = phy = hyperram.PHYx1(resource=("hyperram", 0)) + m.submodules.seq = seq = hyperram.Sequencer(cs_count=1) + wiring.connect(m, seq.phy, phy) + + m.d.comb += [ + seq.rst.eq(self.rst), + seq.ctl.payload.select.eq(1), + seq.ctl.payload.cmd_addr.eq(self.cmd_addr), + seq.ctl.payload.latency.eq(self.latency), + ] + + trigger_reg = Signal.like(self.trigger) + m.d.sync += trigger_reg.eq(self.trigger) + with m.If(~trigger_reg & self.trigger): + m.d.sync += seq.ctl.valid.eq(1) + with m.Elif(seq.ctl.ready): + m.d.sync += seq.ctl.valid.eq(0) + + with m.FSM(name="output_fsm"): + r_data_reg = Signal.like(self.out_fifo.r_data) + remain = Signal.like(self.length) + + with m.State("Idle"): + m.d.sync += remain.eq(self.length) + with m.If(seq.ctl.valid & seq.ctl.ready): + with m.If(seq.ctl.payload.cmd_addr.operation == hyperram.Operation.Read): + m.next = "Read" + with m.Else(): + m.next = "Write-MSB" + + with m.State("Read"): + m.d.comb += [ + seq.o.payload.last.eq(remain == 1), + seq.o.valid.eq(1), + ] + with m.If(seq.o.ready): + with m.If(remain == 1): + m.next = "Idle" + with m.Else(): + m.d.sync += remain.eq(remain - 1) + + with m.State("Write-MSB"): + m.d.sync += [ + r_data_reg.eq(self.out_fifo.r_data) + ] + m.d.comb += [ + self.out_fifo.r_en.eq(1), + ] + with m.If(self.out_fifo.r_rdy & self.out_fifo.r_en): + m.next = "Write-LSB" + + with m.State("Write-LSB"): + m.d.comb += [ + seq.o.payload.data[8:].eq(r_data_reg), + seq.o.payload.data[:8].eq(self.out_fifo.r_data), + seq.o.payload.last.eq(remain == 1), + seq.o.valid.eq(self.out_fifo.r_rdy), + self.out_fifo.r_en.eq(seq.o.ready), + ] + with m.If(self.out_fifo.r_rdy & self.out_fifo.r_en): + with m.If(remain == 1): + m.next = "Idle" + with m.Else(): + m.d.sync += remain.eq(remain - 1) + m.next = "Write-MSB" + + with m.FSM(name="input_fsm"): + with m.State("Read-MSB"): + m.d.comb += [ + self.in_fifo.w_data.eq(seq.i.p.data[8:]), + self.in_fifo.w_en.eq(seq.i.valid), + seq.i.ready.eq(0), + ] + with m.If(self.in_fifo.w_rdy & self.in_fifo.w_en): + m.d.sync += self.in_fifo.flush.eq(0) + m.next = "Read-LSB" + + with m.State("Read-LSB"): + m.d.comb += [ + self.in_fifo.w_data.eq(seq.i.p.data[:8]), + self.in_fifo.w_en.eq(1), + seq.i.ready.eq(self.in_fifo.w_rdy), + ] + with m.If(self.in_fifo.w_rdy & self.in_fifo.w_en): + m.d.sync += self.in_fifo.flush.eq(seq.i.p.last) + m.next = "Read-MSB" + + return m + + +async def main(): + from glasgow.target.hardware import GlasgowHardwareTarget + from glasgow.device.hardware import GlasgowHardwareDevice + + # logging.getLogger().setLevel(logging.TRACE) + logging.getLogger().addHandler(loggingHandler := logging.StreamHandler()) + loggingHandler.setFormatter( + logging.Formatter(style="{", fmt="{levelname[0]:s}: {name:s}: {message:s}")) + + device = GlasgowHardwareDevice() + target = GlasgowHardwareTarget(revision=device.revision) + tb_rst, tb_rst_addr = target.registers.add_rw(1, reset=1) + target.add_submodule(testbench := ResetInserter(tb_rst)( + HyperRAMSequencerTestbench( + out_fifo=target.fx2_crossbar.get_out_fifo(0, reset=tb_rst), + in_fifo=target.fx2_crossbar.get_in_fifo(0, reset=tb_rst)))) + ram_rst_addr = target.registers.add_existing_rw(testbench.rst) + cmd_addr_addr = target.registers.add_existing_rw(testbench.cmd_addr) + latency_addr = target.registers.add_existing_rw(testbench.latency) + length_addr = target.registers.add_existing_rw(testbench.length) + trigger_addr = target.registers.add_existing_rw(testbench.trigger) + await device.download_target(target.build_plan(), reload=True) + + print("Running...") + device.usb_handle.setConfiguration(1) + device.usb_handle.claimInterface(0) + device.usb_handle.setInterfaceAltSetting(0, 1) + await device.write_register(tb_rst_addr, 0) + + await device.write_register(ram_rst_addr, 1) + await device.write_register(ram_rst_addr, 0) + + async def prepare(addr_space, operation, latency, offset, length): + await device.write_register(cmd_addr_addr, hyperram.CommandAddress.const({ + "operation": operation, + "burst_type": hyperram.BurstType.Linear, + "address_space": addr_space, + "address": offset, + }).as_value().value, width=6) + await device.write_register(latency_addr, latency) + await device.write_register(length_addr, length, width=3) + await device.write_register(trigger_addr, 0) + await device.write_register(trigger_addr, 1) + + def display(addr_space, operation, offset, data): + for o, n in enumerate(data): + op = (" <=" if operation == hyperram.Operation.Write else "=>") + if addr_space == hyperram.AddressSpace.Register: + print(f"R[{offset+o:#08x}] {op} {n:04x}") + if addr_space == hyperram.AddressSpace.Memory: + print(f"M[{offset+o:#010x}] {op} {n:04x}") + + async def read(*, addr_space, operation, offset, length): + await prepare(addr_space, hyperram.Operation.Read, 0, offset, length) + data = b"" + while len(data) < length * 2: + data += await device.bulk_read(0x86, 65536) + data = [n for (n,) in struct.iter_unpack(">H", data[:length * 2])] + # display(addr_space, operation, offset, data) + return data + + async def write(*, addr_space, operation, latency, offset, data): + # display(addr_space, operation, offset, data) + await prepare(addr_space, hyperram.Operation.Write, latency, offset, len(data)) + data = b"".join(struct.pack(">H", n) for n in data) + await device.bulk_write(0x02, data) + + async def read_reg(offset): + value, = await read( + addr_space=hyperram.AddressSpace.Register, + operation=hyperram.Operation.Read, + offset=offset, + length=1 + ) + return value + + async def write_reg(offset, value): + await write( + addr_space=hyperram.AddressSpace.Register, + operation=hyperram.Operation.Write, + latency=0, + offset=offset, + data=[value] + ) + + async def read_mem(offset, length): + return await read( + addr_space=hyperram.AddressSpace.Memory, + operation=hyperram.Operation.Read, + offset=offset, + length=length + ) + + async def write_mem(offset, data, *, latency): + await write( + addr_space=hyperram.AddressSpace.Memory, + operation=hyperram.Operation.Write, + latency=latency, + offset=offset, + data=data + ) + + assert await read_reg(0x000000) == 0x0c86 + + # 128 Mb flash, one char per word, but the flash is 2-die and doesn't wrap from 0 to 1 + bee_list = list(BEE_MOVIE) * (64*1048576//16//len(BEE_MOVIE)) + print(f"writing {len(bee_list)*2} bytes") + await write_mem(0, bee_list, latency=7) + print(f"reading {len(bee_list)*2} bytes") + readback = await read_mem(0, len(bee_list)) + if readback != bee_list: + with open("gold.bin", "wb") as f: f.write(b"".join(struct.pack(">H", n) for n in bee_list)) + with open("read.bin", "wb") as f: f.write(b"".join(struct.pack(">H", n) for n in readback)) + assert readback == bee_list + + # await read_reg(0x000000) # ID0 == 0c86 + # await read_reg(0x000001) # ID1 == 0001 + + # await write_mem(0x00000000, [0x0000, 0x0000, 0x0000], latency=7) + # assert await read_mem( 0x00000000, 3) == [0x0000, 0x0000, 0x0000] + # await write_mem(0x00000000, [0x1234, 0x5678, 0xabcd], latency=7) + # assert await read_mem( 0x00000000, 3) == [0x1234, 0x5678, 0xabcd] + + # await read_reg(0x000800) # CR0 == 8f2f + # await write_reg(0x000800, 0x8f1f) + # await read_reg(0x000800) + # await write_reg(0x400800, 0x8f1f) + # await read_reg(0x400800) + + # await read_reg(0x000801) # CR1 == ffc1 + + # await read_mem(0x00000000, 1) + # await read_mem(0x00000001, 1) + # await write_mem(0x00000000, [0xaabb], latency=6) + # await write_mem(0x00000001, [0xccdd], latency=6) + # await read_mem(0x00000000, 1) + # await read_mem(0x00000001, 1) + # await write_mem(0x00000000, [0], latency=6) + # await write_mem(0x00000001, [0], latency=6) + # await read_mem(0x00000000, 1) + # await read_mem(0x00000001, 1) + + # await read_reg(0x400000) # ID0 == 0c86 + # await read_reg(0x400001) # ID1 == 0001 + # await read_reg(0x400800) # CR0 == 8f2f + # await read_reg(0x400801) # CR1 == ffc1 + + +BEE_MOVIE = Rb""" +Scripts.com +Bee Movie +By Jerry Seinfeld + +NARRATOR: +(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) +According to all known laws +of aviation, + : +there is no way a bee +should be able to fly. + : +Its wings are too small to get +its fat little body off the ground. + : +The bee, of course, flies anyway + : +because bees don't care +what humans think is impossible. +BARRY BENSON: +(Barry is picking out a shirt) +Yellow, black. Yellow, black. +Yellow, black. Yellow, black. + : +Ooh, black and yellow! +Let's shake it up a little. +JANET BENSON: +Barry! Breakfast is ready! +BARRY: +Coming! + : +Hang on a second. +(Barry uses his antenna like a phone) + : +Hello? +ADAM FLAYMAN: + +(Through phone) +- Barry? +BARRY: +- Adam? +ADAM: +- Can you believe this is happening? +BARRY: +- I can't. I'll pick you up. +(Barry flies down the stairs) + : +MARTIN BENSON: +Looking sharp. +JANET: +Use the stairs. Your father +paid good money for those. +BARRY: +Sorry. I'm excited. +MARTIN: +Here's the graduate. +We're very proud of you, son. + : +A perfect report card, all B's. +JANET: +Very proud. +(Rubs Barry's hair) +BARRY= +Ma! I got a thing going here. +JANET: +- You got lint on your fuzz. +BARRY: +- Ow! That's me! + +JANET: +- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. +- Bye! +(Barry flies out the door) +JANET: +Barry, I told you, +stop flying in the house! +(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a +newspaper) +BARRY== +- Hey, Adam. +ADAM: +- Hey, Barry. +(Adam gets in Barry's car) + : +- Is that fuzz gel? +BARRY: +- A little. Special day, graduation. +ADAM: +Never thought I'd make it. +(Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving) +BARRY: +Three days grade school, +three days high school... +ADAM: +Those were awkward. +BARRY: +Three days college. I'm glad I took +a day and hitchhiked around the hive. +ADAM== +You did come back different. +(Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging) +ARTIE: +- Hi, Barry! + +BARRY: +- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. +ADAM: +- Hear about Frankie? +BARRY: +- Yeah. +ADAM== +- You going to the funeral? +BARRY: +- No, I'm not going to his funeral. + : +Everybody knows, +sting someone, you die. + : +Don't waste it on a squirrel. +Such a hothead. +ADAM: +I guess he could have +just gotten out of the way. +(The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the +highway) + : +I love this incorporating +an amusement park into our regular day. +BARRY: +I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations. +(Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating +students) +Boy, quite a bit of pomp... +under the circumstances. +(Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats) + : +- Well, Adam, today we are men. + +ADAM: +- We are! +BARRY= +- Bee-men. +=ADAM= +- Amen! +BARRY AND ADAM: +Hallelujah! +(Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm) +ANNOUNCER: +Students, faculty, distinguished bees, + : +please welcome Dean Buzzwell. +DEAN BUZZWELL: +Welcome, New Hive Oity +graduating class of... + : +...9: + : +That concludes our ceremonies. + : +And begins your career +at Honex Industries! +ADAM: +Will we pick our job today? +(Adam and Barry get into a tour bus) +BARRY= +I heard it's just orientation. +(Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automatically +loaded into the buses) +TOUR GUIDE: +Heads up! Here we go. + +ANNOUNCER: +Keep your hands and antennas +inside the tram at all times. +BARRY: +- Wonder what it'll be like? +ADAM: +- A little scary. +TOUR GUIDE== +Welcome to Honex, +a division of Honesco + : +and a part of the Hexagon Group. +Barry: +This is it! +BARRY AND ADAM: +Wow. +BARRY: +Wow. +(The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massive +complicated Honey-making machines) +TOUR GUIDE: +We know that you, as a bee, +have worked your whole life + : +to get to the point where you +can work for your whole life. + : +Honey begins when our valiant Pollen +Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. + : +Our top-secret formula + : +is automatically color-corrected, + +scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured + : +into this soothing sweet syrup + : +with its distinctive +golden glow you know as... +EVERYONE ON BUS: +Honey! +(The guide has been collecting honey into a bottle and she throws it into +the crowd on the bus and it is caught by a girl in the back) +ADAM: +- That girl was hot. +BARRY: +- She's my cousin! +ADAM== +- She is? +BARRY: +- Yes, we're all cousins. +ADAM: +- Right. You're right. +TOUR GUIDE: +- At Honex, we constantly strive + : +to improve every aspect +of bee existence. + : +These bees are stress-testing +a new helmet technology. +(The bus passes by a Bee wearing a helmet who is being smashed into the +ground with fly-swatters, newspapers and boots. He lifts a thumbs up but +you can hear him groan) + : +ADAM== + +- What do you think he makes? +BARRY: +- Not enough. +TOUR GUIDE: +Here we have our latest advancement, +the Krelman. +(They pass by a turning wheel with Bees standing on pegs, who are each +wearing a finger-shaped hat) +Barry: +- Wow, What does that do? +TOUR GUIDE: +- Catches that little strand of honey + : +that hangs after you pour it. +Saves us millions. +ADAM: +(Intrigued) +Can anyone work on the Krelman? +TOUR GUIDE: +Of course. Most bee jobs are +small ones. +But bees know that every small job, +if it's done well, means a lot. + : +But choose carefully + : +because you'll stay in the job +you pick for the rest of your life. +(Everyone claps except for Barry) +BARRY: +The same job the rest of your life? +I didn't know that. +ADAM: + +What's the difference? +TOUR GUIDE: +You'll be happy to know that bees, +as a species, haven't had one day off + : +in 27 million years. +BARRY: +(Upset) +So you'll just work us to death? + : +We'll sure try. +(Everyone on the bus laughs except Barry. Barry and Adam are walking back +home together) +ADAM: +Wow! That blew my mind! +BARRY: +"What's the difference?" +How can you say that? + : +One job forever? +That's an insane choice to have to make. +ADAM: +I'm relieved. Now we only have +to make one decision in life. +BARRY: +But, Adam, how could they +never have told us that? +ADAM: +Why would you question anything? +We're bees. + : +We're the most perfectly +functioning society on Earth. + +BARRY: +You ever think maybe things +work a little too well here? +ADAM: +Like what? Give me one example. +(Barry and Adam stop walking and it is revealed to the audience that +hundreds of cars are speeding by and narrowly missing them in perfect +unison) +BARRY: +I don't know. But you know +what I'm talking about. +ANNOUNCER: +Please clear the gate. +Royal Nectar Force on approach. +BARRY: +Wait a second. Check it out. +(The Pollen jocks fly in, circle around and landing in line) + : +- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! +ADAM: +- Wow. + : +I've never seen them this close. +BARRY: +They know what it's like +outside the hive. +ADAM: +Yeah, but some don't come back. +GIRL BEES: +- Hey, Jocks! +- Hi, Jocks! +(The Pollen Jocks hook up their backpacks to machines that pump the nectar +to trucks, which drive away) + +LOU LO DUVA: +You guys did great! + : +You're monsters! +You're sky freaks! +I love it! +(Punching the Pollen Jocks in joy) +I love it! +ADAM: +- I wonder where they were. +BARRY: +- I don't know. + : +Their day's not planned. + : +Outside the hive, flying who knows +where, doing who knows what. + : +You can't just decide to be a Pollen +Jock. You have to be bred for that. +ADAM== +Right. +(Barry and Adam are covered in some pollen that floated off of the Pollen +Jocks) +BARRY: +Look at that. That's more pollen +than you and I will see in a lifetime. +ADAM: +It's just a status symbol. +Bees make too much of it. +BARRY: +Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it +and the ladies see you wearing it. +(Barry waves at 2 girls standing a little away from them) + +ADAM== +Those ladies? +Aren't they our cousins too? +BARRY: +Distant. Distant. +POLLEN JOCK #1: +Look at these two. +POLLEN JOCK #2: +- Couple of Hive Harrys. +POLLEN JOCK #1: +- Let's have fun with them. +GIRL BEE #1: +It must be dangerous +being a Pollen Jock. +BARRY: +Yeah. Once a bear pinned me +against a mushroom! + : +He had a paw on my throat, +and with the other, he was slapping me! +(Slaps Adam with his hand to represent his scenario) +GIRL BEE #2: +- Oh, my! +BARRY: +- I never thought I'd knock him out. +GIRL BEE #1: +(Looking at Adam) +What were you doing during this? +ADAM: +Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. +BARRY: +I can autograph that. + +(The pollen jocks walk up to Barry and Adam, they pretend that Barry and +Adam really are pollen jocks.) +POLLEN JOCK #1: +A little gusty out there today, +wasn't it, comrades? +BARRY: +Yeah. Gusty. +POLLEN JOCK #1: +We're hitting a sunflower patch +six miles from here tomorrow. +BARRY: +- Six miles, huh? +ADAM: +- Barry! +POLLEN JOCK #2: +A puddle jump for us, +but maybe you're not up for it. +BARRY: +- Maybe I am. +ADAM: +- You are not! +POLLEN JOCK #1: +We're going 0900 at J-Gate. + : +What do you think, buzzy-boy? +Are you bee enough? +BARRY: +I might be. It all depends +on what 0900 means. +(The scene cuts to Barry looking out on the hive-city from his balcony at +night) +MARTIN: + +Hey, Honex! +BARRY: +Dad, you surprised me. +MARTIN: +You decide what you're interested in? +BARRY: +- Well, there's a lot of choices. +- But you only get one. + : +Do you ever get bored +doing the same job every day? +MARTIN: +Son, let me tell you about stirring. + : +You grab that stick, and you just +move it around, and you stir it around. + : +You get yourself into a rhythm. +It's a beautiful thing. +BARRY: +You know, Dad, +the more I think about it, + : +maybe the honey field +just isn't right for me. +MARTIN: +You were thinking of what, +making balloon animals? + : +That's a bad job +for a guy with a stinger. + : + +Janet, your son's not sure +he wants to go into honey! +JANET: +- Barry, you are so funny sometimes. +BARRY: +- I'm not trying to be funny. +MARTIN: +You're not funny! You're going +into honey. Our son, the stirrer! +JANET: +- You're gonna be a stirrer? +BARRY: +- No one's listening to me! +MARTIN: +Wait till you see the sticks I have. +BARRY: +I could say anything right now. +I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! +(Barry's parents don't listen to him and continue to ramble on) +MARTIN: +Let's open some honey and celebrate! +BARRY: +Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. +Shave my antennae. + : +Shack up with a grasshopper. Get +a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! +JANET: +I'm so proud. +(The scene cuts to Barry and Adam waiting in line to get a job) +ADAM: +- We're starting work today! + +BARRY: +- Today's the day. +ADAM: +Come on! All the good jobs +will be gone. +BARRY: +Yeah, right. +JOB LISTER: +Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, +stirrer, front desk, hair removal... +BEE IN FRONT OF LINE: +- Is it still available? +JOB LISTER: +- Hang on. Two left! + : +One of them's yours! Congratulations! +Step to the side. +ADAM: +- What'd you get? +BEE IN FRONT OF LINE: +- Picking crud out. Stellar! +(He walks away) +ADAM: +Wow! +JOB LISTER: +Couple of newbies? +ADAM: +Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! +JOB LISTER: +Make your choice. +(Adam and Barry look up at the job board. There are hundreds of constantly +changing panels that contain available or unavailable jobs. It looks very +confusing) + +ADAM: +- You want to go first? +BARRY: +- No, you go. +ADAM: +Oh, my. What's available? +JOB LISTER: +Restroom attendant's open, +not for the reason you think. +ADAM: +- Any chance of getting the Krelman? +JOB LISTER: +- Sure, you're on. +(Puts the Krelman finger-hat on Adam's head) +(Suddenly the sign for Krelman closes out) + : +I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. +(Takes Adam's hat off) +Wax monkey's always open. +ADAM: +The Krelman opened up again. + : +What happened? +JOB LISTER: +A bee died. Makes an opening. See? +He's dead. Another dead one. + : +Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. + : +Dead from the neck up. +Dead from the neck down. That's life! + +ADAM: +Oh, this is so hard! +(Barry remembers what the Pollen Jock offered him and he flies off) +Heating, cooling, +stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, + : +humming, inspector number seven, +lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, + : +mite wrangler. Barry, what +do you think I should... Barry? +(Adam turns around and sees Barry flying away) + : +Barry! +POLLEN JOCK: +All right, we've got the sunflower patch +in quadrant nine... +ADAM: +(Through phone) +What happened to you? +Where are you? +BARRY: +- I'm going out. +ADAM: +- Out? Out where? +BARRY: +- Out there. +ADAM: +- Oh, no! +BARRY: +I have to, before I go +to work for the rest of my life. +ADAM: + +You're gonna die! You're crazy! +(Barry hangs up) +Hello? +POLLEN JOCK #2: +Another call coming in. + : +If anyone's feeling brave, +there's a Korean deli on 83rd + : +that gets their roses today. +BARRY: +Hey, guys. +POLLEN JOCK #1 == +- Look at that. +POLLEN JOCK #2: +- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? +LOU LO DUVA: +Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. +POLLEN JOCK #1: +It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. +(Puts hand on Barry's shoulder) +LOU LO DUVA: +(To Barry) Really? Feeling lucky, are you? +BEE WITH CLIPBOARD: +(To Barry) Sign here, here. Just initial that. + : +- Thank you. +LOU LO DUVA: +- OK. + : +You got a rain advisory today, + : + +and as you all know, +bees cannot fly in rain. + : +So be careful. As always, +watch your brooms, + : +hockey sticks, dogs, +birds, bears and bats. + : +Also, I got a couple of reports +of root beer being poured on us. + : +Murphy's in a home because of it, +babbling like a cicada! +BARRY: +- That's awful. +LOU LO DUVA: +(Still talking through megaphone) +- And a reminder for you rookies, + : +bee law number one, +absolutely no talking to humans! + : +All right, launch positions! +POLLEN JOCKS: +(The Pollen Jocks run into formation) + : +Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, +buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! +LOU LU DUVA: +Black and yellow! +POLLEN JOCKS: + +Hello! +POLLEN JOCK #1: +(To Barry)You ready for this, hot shot? +BARRY: +Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. +POLLEN JOCK's: +Wind, check. + : +- Antennae, check. +- Nectar pack, check. + : +- Wings, check. +- Stinger, check. +BARRY: +Scared out of my shorts, check. +LOU LO DUVA: +OK, ladies, + : +let's move it out! + : +Pound those petunias, +you striped stem-suckers! + : +All of you, drain those flowers! +(The pollen jocks fly out of the hive) +BARRY: +Wow! I'm out! + : +I can't believe I'm out! + : +So blue. + + : +I feel so fast and free! + : +Box kite! +(Barry flies through the kite) + : +Wow! + : +Flowers! +(A pollen jock puts on some high tech goggles that shows flowers similar to +heat sink goggles.) +POLLEN JOCK: +This is Blue Leader. +We have roses visual. + : +Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. + : +Roses! +POLLEN JOCK #1: +30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. + : +Stand to the side, kid. +It's got a bit of a kick. +(The pollen jock fires a high-tech gun at the flower, shooting tubes that +suck up the nectar from the flower and collects it into a pouch on the gun) +BARRY: +That is one nectar collector! +POLLEN JOCK #1== +- Ever see pollination up close? +BARRY: +- No, sir. +POLLEN JOCK #1: + +(Barry and the Pollen jock fly over the field, the pollen jock sprinkles +pollen as he goes) + : +I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it +over here. Maybe a dash over there, + : +a pinch on that one. +See that? It's a little bit of magic. +BARRY: +That's amazing. Why do we do that? +POLLEN JOCK #1: +That's pollen power. More pollen, more +flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. +BARRY: +Cool. +POLLEN JOCK #1: +I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. +could be daisies. Don't we need those? +POLLEN JOCK #2: +Copy that visual. + : +Wait. One of these flowers +seems to be on the move. +POLLEN JOCK #1: +Say again? You're reporting +a moving flower? +POLLEN JOCK #2: +Affirmative. +(The Pollen jocks land near the "flowers" which, to the audience are +obviously just tennis balls) +KEN: +(In the distance) That was on the line! + +POLLEN JOCK #1: +This is the coolest. What is it? +POLLEN JOCK #2: +I don't know, but I'm loving this color. + : +It smells good. +Not like a flower, but I like it. +POLLEN JOCK #1: +Yeah, fuzzy. +(Sticks his hand on the ball but it gets stuck) +POLLEN JOCK #3== +Chemical-y. +(The pollen jock finally gets his hand free from the tennis ball) +POLLEN JOCK #1: +Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. +(The pollen jocks turn around and see Barry lying his entire body on top of +one of the tennis balls) +POLLEN JOCK #2: +My sweet lord of bees! +POLLEN JOCK #3: +Candy-brain, get off there! +POLLEN JOCK #1: +(Pointing upwards) +Problem! +(A human hand reaches down and grabs the tennis ball that Barry is stuck +to) +BARRY: +- Guys! +POLLEN JOCK #2: +- This could be bad. +POLLEN JOCK #3: +Affirmative. +(Vanessa Bloome starts bouncing the tennis ball, not knowing Barry is stick +to it) + +BARRY== +Very close. + : +Gonna hurt. + : +Mama's little boy. +(Barry is being hit back and forth by two humans playing tennis. He is +still stuck to the ball) +POLLEN JOCK #1: +You are way out of position, rookie! +KEN: +Coming in at you like a MISSILE! +(Barry flies past the pollen jocks, still stuck to the ball) +BARRY: +(In slow motion) +Help me! +POLLEN JOCK #2: +I don't think these are flowers. +POLLEN JOCK #3: +- Should we tell him? +POLLEN JOCK #1: +- I think he knows. +BARRY: +What is this?! +KEN: +Match point! + : +You can start packing up, honey, +because you're about to EAT IT! +(A pollen jock coughs which confused Ken and he hits the ball the wrong way +with Barry stuck to it and it goes flying into the city) +BARRY: + +Yowser! +(Barry bounces around town and gets stuck in the engine of a car. He flies +into the air conditioner and sees a bug that was frozen in there) +BARRY: +Ew, gross. +(The man driving the car turns on the air conditioner which blows Barry +into the car) +GIRL IN CAR: +There's a bee in the car! + : +- Do something! +DAD DRIVING CAR: +- I'm driving! +BABY GIRL: +(Waving at Barry) +- Hi, bee. +(Barry smiles and waves at the baby girl) +GUY IN BACK OF CAR: +- He's back here! + : +He's going to sting me! +GIRL IN CAR: +Nobody move. If you don't move, +he won't sting you. Freeze! +(Barry freezes as well, hovering in the middle of the car) + : +GRANDMA IN CAR== +He blinked! +(The grandma whips out some bee-spray and sprays everywhere in the car, +climbing into the front seat, still trying to spray Barry) +GIRL IN CAR: +Spray him, Granny! +DAD DRIVING THE CAR: +What are you doing?! +(Barry escapes the car through the air conditioner and is flying high above + +the ground, safe.) +BARRY: +Wow... the tension level +out here is unbelievable. +(Barry sees that storm clouds are gathering and he can see rain clouds +moving into this direction) + : +I gotta get home. + : +Can't fly in rain. + : +Can't fly in rain. +(A rain drop hits Barry and one of his wings is damaged) + : +Can't fly in rain. +(A second rain drop hits Barry again and he spirals downwards) +Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! +(WW2 plane sound effects are played as he plummets, and he crash-lands on a +plant inside an apartment near the window) +VANESSA BLOOME: +Ken, could you close +the window please? +KEN== +Hey, check out my new resume. +I made it into a fold-out brochure. + : +You see? +(Folds brochure resume out) +Folds out. +(Ken closes the window, trapping Barry inside) +BARRY: +Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. +(Barry tries to fly away but smashes into the window and falls again) + : +What was that? + +(Barry keeps trying to fly out the window but he keeps being knocked back +because the window is closed) +Maybe this time. This time. This time. +This time! This time! This... + : +Drapes! +(Barry taps the glass. He doesn't understand what it is) +That is diabolical. +KEN: +It's fantastic. It's got all my special +skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. +ANDY: +What's number one? Star Wars? +KEN: +Nah, I don't go for that... +(Ken makes finger guns and makes "pew pew pew" sounds and then stops) + : +...kind of stuff. +BARRY: +No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. +They're out of their minds. +KEN: +When I leave a job interview, they're +flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. +BARRY: +(Looking at the light on the ceiling) +There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. +(Starts flying towards the lightbulb) + : +I don't remember the sun +having a big 75 on it. +(Barry hits the lightbulb and falls into the dip on the table that the +humans are sitting at) +KEN: + +I predicted global warming. + : +I could feel it getting hotter. +At first I thought it was just me. +(Andy dips a chip into the bowl and scoops up some dip with Barry on it and +is about to put it in his mouth) + : +Wait! Stop! Bee! +(Andy drops the chip with Barry in fear and backs away. All the humans +freak out) + : +Stand back. These are winter boots. +(Ken has winter boots on his hands and he is about to smash the bee but +Vanessa saves him last second) +VANESSA: +Wait! + : +Don't kill him! +(Vanessa puts Barry in a glass to protect him) +KEN: +You know I'm allergic to them! +This thing could kill me! +VANESSA: +Why does his life have +less value than yours? +KEN: +Why does his life have any less value +than mine? Is that your statement? +VANESSA: +I'm just saying all life has value. You +don't know what he's capable of feeling. +(Vanessa picks up Ken's brochure and puts it under the glass so she can +carry Barry back to the window. Barry looks at Vanessa in amazement) +KEN: + +My brochure! +VANESSA: +There you go, little guy. +(Vanessa opens the window and lets Barry out but Barry stays back and is +still shocked that a human saved his life) +KEN: +I'm not scared of him. +It's an allergic thing. +VANESSA: +Put that on your resume brochure. +KEN: +My whole face could puff up. +ANDY: +Make it one of your special skills. +KEN: +Knocking someone out +is also a special skill. +(Ken walks to the door) +Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. + : +- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? +VANESSA: +- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. + : +(Vanessa tries to close door) +KEN== +- You could put carob chips on there. +VANESSA: +- Bye. +(Closes door but Ken opens it again) +KEN: +- Supposed to be less calories. + +VANESSA: +- Bye. +(Closes door) +(Fast forward to the next day, Barry is still inside the house. He flies +into the kitchen where Vanessa is doing dishes) +BARRY== +(Talking to himself) +I gotta say something. + : +She saved my life. +I gotta say something. + : +All right, here it goes. +(Turns back) +Nah. + : +What would I say? + : +I could really get in trouble. + : +It's a bee law. +You're not supposed to talk to a human. + : +I can't believe I'm doing this. + : +I've got to. +(Barry disguises himself as a character on a food can as Vanessa walks by +again) + : +Oh, I can't do it. Come on! + : +No. Yes. No. + : +Do it. I can't. + + : +How should I start it? +(Barry strikes a pose and wiggles his eyebrows) +"You like jazz?" +No, that's no good. +(Vanessa is about to walk past Barry) +Here she comes! Speak, you fool! + : +...Hi! +(Vanessa gasps and drops the dishes in fright and notices Barry on the +counter) + : +I'm sorry. +VANESSA: +- You're talking. +BARRY: +- Yes, I know. +VANESSA: +(Pointing at Barry) +You're talking! +BARRY: +I'm so sorry. +VANESSA: +No, it's OK. It's fine. +I know I'm dreaming. + : +But I don't recall going to bed. +BARRY: +Well, I'm sure this +is very disconcerting. +VANESSA: +This is a bit of a surprise to me. +I mean, you're a bee! + +BARRY: +I am. And I'm not supposed +to be doing this, +(Pointing to the living room where Ken tried to kill him last night) +but they were all trying to kill me. + : +And if it wasn't for you... + : +I had to thank you. +It's just how I was raised. +(Vanessa stabs her hand with a fork to test whether she's dreaming or not) + : +That was a little weird. +VANESSA: +- I'm talking with a bee. +BARRY: +- Yeah. +VANESSA: +I'm talking to a bee. +And the bee is talking to me! +BARRY: +I just want to say I'm grateful. +I'll leave now. +(Barry turns to leave) +VANESSA: +- Wait! How did you learn to do that? +BARRY: +(Flying back) +- What? +VANESSA: +The talking...thing. +BARRY: + +Same way you did, I guess. +"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. +VANESSA: +- That's very funny. +BARRY: +- Yeah. + : +Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, +we'd cry with what we have to deal with. + : +Anyway... +VANESSA: +Can I... + : +...get you something? +BARRY: +- Like what? +VANESSA: +I don't know. I mean... +I don't know. Coffee? +BARRY: +I don't want to put you out. +VANESSA: +It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. + : +- It's just coffee. +BARRY: +- I hate to impose. +(Vanessa starts making coffee) +VANESSA: +- Don't be ridiculous! + +BARRY: +- Actually, I would love a cup. +VANESSA: +Hey, you want rum cake? +BARRY: +- I shouldn't. +VANESSA: +- Have some. +BARRY: +- No, I can't. +VANESSA: +- Come on! +BARRY: +I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. +VANESSA: +- Where? +BARRY: +- These stripes don't help. +VANESSA: +You look great! +BARRY: +I don't know if you know +anything about fashion. + : +Are you all right? +VANESSA: +(Pouring coffee on the floor and missing the cup completely) +No. +(Flash forward in time. Barry and Vanessa are sitting together at a table +on top of the apartment building drinking coffee) + + : +BARRY== +He's making the tie in the cab +as they're flying up Madison. + : +He finally gets there. + : +He runs up the steps into the church. +The wedding is on. + : +And he says, "Watermelon? +I thought you said Guatemalan. + : +Why would I marry a watermelon?" +(Barry laughs but Vanessa looks confused) +VANESSA: +Is that a bee joke? +BARRY: +That's the kind of stuff we do. +VANESSA: +Yeah, different. + : +So, what are you gonna do, Barry? +(Barry stands on top of a sugar cube floating in his coffee and paddles it +around with a straw like it's a gondola) +BARRY: +About work? I don't know. + : +I want to do my part for the hive, +but I can't do it the way they want. +VANESSA: +I know how you feel. + +BARRY: +- You do? +VANESSA: +- Sure. + : +My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or +a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. +BARRY: +- Really? +VANESSA: +- My only interest is flowers. +BARRY: +Our new queen was just elected +with that same campaign slogan. + : +Anyway, if you look... +(Barry points to a tree in the middle of Central Park) + : +There's my hive right there. See it? +VANESSA: +You're in Sheep Meadow! +BARRY: +Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! +VANESSA: +No way! I know that area. +I lost a toe ring there once. +BARRY: +- Why do girls put rings on their toes? +VANESSA: +- Why not? +BARRY: + +- It's like putting a hat on your knee. +VANESSA: +- Maybe I'll try that. +(A custodian installing a lightbulb looks over at them but to his +perspective it looks like Vanessa is talking to a cup of coffee on the +table) +CUSTODIAN: +- You all right, ma'am? +VANESSA: +- Oh, yeah. Fine. + : +Just having two cups of coffee! +BARRY: +Anyway, this has been great. +Thanks for the coffee. +VANESSA== +Yeah, it's no trouble. +BARRY: +Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, +I'd be up the rest of my life. +(Barry points towards the rum cake) + : +Can I take a piece of this with me? +VANESSA: +Sure! Here, have a crumb. +(Vanessa hands Barry a crumb but it is still pretty big for Barry) +BARRY: +- Thanks! +VANESSA: +- Yeah. +BARRY: +All right. Well, then... +I guess I'll see you around. + + : +Or not. +VANESSA: +OK, Barry... +BARRY: +And thank you +so much again... for before. +VANESSA: +Oh, that? That was nothing. +BARRY: +Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... +(Vanessa and Barry hold hands, but Vanessa has to hold out a finger because +her hands is to big and Barry holds that) +(The custodian looks over again and it appears Vanessa is laughing at her +coffee again. The lightbulb that he was screwing in sparks and he falls off +the ladder) +(Fast forward in time and we see two Bee Scientists testing out a parachute +in a Honex wind tunnel) +BEE SCIENTIST #1: +This can't possibly work. +BEE SCIENTIST #2: +He's all set to go. +We may as well try it. + : +OK, Dave, pull the chute. +(Dave pulls the chute and the wind slams him against the wall and he falls +on his face.The camera pans over and we see Barry and Adam walking +together) +ADAM: +- Sounds amazing. +BARRY: +- It was amazing! + : +It was the scariest, +happiest moment of my life. + +ADAM: +Humans! I can't believe +you were with humans! + : +Giant, scary humans! +What were they like? +BARRY: +Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. + : +They eat crazy giant things. +They drive crazy. +ADAM: +- Do they try and kill you, like on TV? +BARRY: +- Some of them. But some of them don't. +ADAM: +- How'd you get back? +BARRY: +- Poodle. +ADAM: +You did it, and I'm glad. You saw +whatever you wanted to see. + : +You had your "experience." Now you +can pick out your job and be normal. +BARRY: +- Well... +ADAM: +- Well? +BARRY: +Well, I met someone. + +ADAM: +You did? Was she Bee-ish? + : +- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! +BARRY: +- No, no, no, not a wasp. +ADAM: +- Spider? +BARRY: +- I'm not attracted to spiders. + : +I know, for everyone else, it's the hottest thing, +with the eight legs and all. + : +I can't get by that face. +ADAM: +So who is she? +BARRY: +She's... human. +ADAM: +No, no. That's a bee law. +You wouldn't break a bee law. +BARRY: +- Her name's Vanessa. +(Adam puts his head in his hands) +ADAM: +- Oh, boy. +BARRY== +She's so nice. And she's a florist! +ADAM: +Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! + +BARRY: +We're not dating. +ADAM: +You're flying outside the hive, talking +to humans that attack our homes + : +with power washers and M-80s! +That's one-eighth a stick of dynamite! +BARRY: +She saved my life! +And she understands me. +ADAM: +This is over! +BARRY: +Eat this. +(Barry gives Adam a piece of the crumb that he got from Vanessa. Adam eats +it) +ADAM: +(Adam's tone changes) +This is not over! What was that? +BARRY: +- They call it a crumb. +ADAM: +- It was so stingin' stripey! +BARRY: +And that's not what they eat. +That's what falls off what they eat! + : +- You know what a Cinnabon is? +ADAM: +- No. +(Adam opens a door behind him and he pulls Barry in) + +BARRY: +It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. +ADAM: +Be quiet! +BARRY: +They heat it up... +ADAM: +Sit down! +(Adam forces Barry to sit down) +BARRY: +(Still rambling about Cinnabons) +...really hot! +(Adam grabs Barry by the shoulders) +ADAM: +- Listen to me! + : +We are not them! We're us. +There's us and there's them! +BARRY== +Yes, but who can deny +the heart that is yearning? +ADAM: +There's no yearning. +Stop yearning. Listen to me! + : +You have got to start thinking bee, +my friend. Thinking bee! +BARRY: +- Thinking bee. +WORKER BEE: +- Thinking bee. +WORKER BEES AND ADAM: +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! + +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! +(Flash forward in time; Barry is laying on a raft in a pool full of honey. +He is wearing sunglasses) +JANET: +There he is. He's in the pool. +MARTIN: +You know what your problem is, Barry? +(Barry pulls down his sunglasses and he looks annoyed) +BARRY: +(Sarcastic) +I gotta start thinking bee? +JANET: +How much longer will this go on? +MARTIN: +It's been three days! +Why aren't you working? +(Puts sunglasses back on) +BARRY: +I've got a lot of big life decisions +to think about. +MARTIN: +What life? You have no life! +You have no job. You're barely a bee! +JANET: +Would it kill you +to make a little honey? +(Barry rolls off the raft and sinks into the honey pool) + : +Barry, come out. +Your father's talking to you. + : +Martin, would you talk to him? +MARTIN: + +Barry, I'm talking to you! +(Barry keeps sinking into the honey until he is suddenly in Central Park +having a picnic with Vanessa) +(Barry has a cup of honey and he clinks his glass with Vanessas. Suddenly a +mosquito lands on Vanessa and she slaps it, killing it. They both gasp but +then burst out laughing) +VANESSA: +You coming? +(The camera pans over and Vanessa is climbing into a small yellow airplane) +BARRY: +Got everything? +VANESSA: +All set! +BARRY: +Go ahead. I'll catch up. +(Vanessa lifts off and flies ahead) +VANESSA: +Don't be too long. +(Barry catches up with Vanessa and he sticks out his arms like ana irplane. +He rolls from side to side, and Vanessa copies him with the airplane) +VANESSA: +Watch this! +(Barry stays back and watches as Vanessa draws a heart in the air using +pink smoke from the plane, but on the last loop-the-loop she suddenly +crashes into a mountain and the plane explodes. The destroyed plane falls +into some rocks and explodes a second time) +BARRY: +Vanessa! +(As Barry is yelling his mouth fills with honey and he wakes up, +discovering that he was just day dreaming. He slowly sinks back into the +honey pool) +MARTIN: +- We're still here. + +JANET: +- I told you not to yell at him. + : +He doesn't respond to yelling! +MARTIN: +- Then why yell at me? +JANET: +- Because you don't listen! +MARTIN: +I'm not listening to this. +BARRY: +Sorry, I've gotta go. +MARTIN: +- Where are you going? +BARRY: +- I'm meeting a friend. +JANET: +A girl? Is this why you can't decide? +BARRY: +Bye. +(Barry flies out the door and Martin shakes his head) + : +JANET== +I just hope she's Bee-ish. +(Fast forward in time and Barry is sitting on Vanessa's shoulder and she is +closing up her shop) +BARRY: +They have a huge parade +of flowers every year in Pasadena? +VANESSA: +To be in the Tournament of Roses, +that's every florist's dream! + + : +Up on a float, surrounded +by flowers, crowds cheering. +BARRY: +A tournament. Do the roses +compete in athletic events? +VANESSA: +No. All right, I've got one. +How come you don't fly everywhere? +BARRY: +It's exhausting. Why don't you +run everywhere? It's faster. +VANESSA: +Yeah, OK, I see, I see. +All right, your turn. +BARRY: +TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? +That's insane! +VANESSA: +You don't have that? +BARRY: +We have Hivo, but it's a disease. +It's a horrible, horrible disease. +VANESSA: +Oh, my. +(A human walks by and Barry narrowly avoids him) +PASSERBY: +Dumb bees! +VANESSA: +You must want to sting all those jerks. +BARRY: +We try not to sting. + +It's usually fatal for us. +VANESSA: +So you have to watch your temper +(They walk into a store) +BARRY: +Very carefully. +You kick a wall, take a walk, + : +write an angry letter and throw it out. +Work through it like any emotion: + : +Anger, jealousy, lust. +(Suddenly an employee(Hector) hits Barry off of Vanessa's shoulder. Hector +thinks he's saving Vanessa) +VANESSA: +(To Barry) +Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? +(Barry is getting up off the floor) +BARRY: +Yeah. +VANESSA: +(To Hector) +- What is wrong with you?! +HECTOR: +(Confused) +- It's a bug. +VANESSA: +He's not bothering anybody. +Get out of here, you creep! +(Vanessa hits Hector across the face with the magazine he had and then hits +him in the head. Hector backs away covering his head) +Barry: +What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? +(Vanessa sets Barry back on her shoulder) + +VANESSA: +Yeah, it was. How did you know? +BARRY: +It felt like about 10 pages. +Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. +VANESSA: +You've really got that +down to a science. +BARRY: +- Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. +VANESSA: +- I'll bet. +(Barry looks to his right and notices there is honey for sale in the aisle) +BARRY: +What in the name +of Mighty Hercules is this? +(Barry looks at all the brands of honey, shocked) +How did this get here? +Cute Bee, Golden Blossom, + : +Ray Liotta Private Select? +(Barry puts his hands up and slowly turns around, a look of disgust on his +face) +VANESSA: +- Is he that actor? +BARRY: +- I never heard of him. + : +- Why is this here? +VANESSA: +- For people. We eat it. +BARRY: + +You don't have +enough food of your own?! +(Hector looks back and notices that Vanessa is talking to Barry) +VANESSA: +- Well, yes. +BARRY: +- How do you get it? +VANESSA: +- Bees make it. +BARRY: +- I know who makes it! + : +And it's hard to make it! + : +There's heating, cooling, stirring. +You need a whole Krelman thing! +VANESSA: +- It's organic. +BARRY: +- It's our-ganic! +VANESSA: +It's just honey, Barry. +BARRY: +Just what?! + : +Bees don't know about this! +This is stealing! A lot of stealing! + : +You've taken our homes, schools, +hospitals! This is all we have! + : + +And it's on sale?! +I'm getting to the bottom of this. + : +I'm getting to the bottom +of all of this! +(Flash forward in time; Barry paints his face with black strikes like a +soldier and sneaks into the storage section of the store) +(Two men, including Hector, are loading boxes into some trucks) + : +SUPERMARKET EMPLOYEE== +Hey, Hector. + : +- You almost done? +HECTOR: +- Almost. +(Barry takes a step to peak around the corner) +(Whispering) +He is here. I sense it. + : +Well, I guess I'll go home now +(Hector pretends to walk away by walking in place and speaking loudly) + : +and just leave this nice honey out, +with no one around. +BARRY: +You're busted, box boy! +HECTOR: +I knew I heard something! +So you can talk! +BARRY: +I can talk. +And now you'll start talking! + : +Where you getting the sweet stuff? + +Who's your supplier? +HECTOR: +I don't understand. +I thought we were friends. + : +The last thing we want +to do is upset bees! +(Hector takes a thumbtack out of the board behind him and sword-fights +Barry. Barry is using his stinger like a sword) + : +You're too late! It's ours now! +BARRY: +You, sir, have crossed +the wrong sword! +HECTOR: +You, sir, will be lunch +for my iguana, Ignacio! +(Barry hits the thumbtack out of Hectors hand and Hector surrenders) +Barry: +Where is the honey coming from? + : +Tell me where! +HECTOR: +(Pointing to leaving truck) +Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! +(Barry chases after the truck but it is getting away. He flies onto a +bicyclists' backpack and he catches up to the truck) +CAR DRIVER: +(To bicyclist) +Crazy person! +(Barry flies off and lands on the windshield of the Honey farms truck. +Barry looks around and sees dead bugs splattered everywhere) +BARRY: +What horrible thing has happened here? + + : +These faces, they never knew +what hit them. And now + : +they're on the road to nowhere! +(Barry hears a sudden whisper) +(Barry looks up and sees Mooseblood, a mosquito playing dead) +MOOSEBLOOD: +Just keep still. +BARRY: +What? You're not dead? +MOOSEBLOOD: +Do I look dead? They will wipe anything +that moves. Where you headed? +BARRY: +To Honey Farms. +I am onto something huge here. +MOOSEBLOOD: +I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, +crazy stuff. Blows your head off! +ANOTHER BUG PLAYING DEAD: +I'm going to Tacoma. +(Barry looks at another bug) +BARRY: +- And you? +MOOSEBLOOD: +- He really is dead. +BARRY: +All right. +(Another bug hits the windshield and the drivers notice. They activate the +windshield wipers) +MOOSEBLOOD== +Uh-oh! +(The windshield wipers are slowly sliding over the dead bugs and wiping + +them off) +BARRY: +- What is that?! +MOOSEBLOOD: +- Oh, no! + : +- A wiper! Triple blade! +BARRY: +- Triple blade? +MOOSEBLOOD: +Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! +(Mooseblood and Barry grab onto the wiper and they hold on as it wipes the +windshield) +Why does everything have +to be so doggone clean?! + : +How much do you people need to see?! +(Bangs on windshield) + : +Open your eyes! +Stick your head out the window! +RADIO IN TRUCK: +From NPR News in Washington, +I'm Carl Kasell. +MOOSEBLOOD: +But don't kill no more bugs! +(Mooseblood and Barry are washed off by the wipr fluid) +MOOSEBLOOD: +- Bee! +BARRY: +- Moose blood guy!! +(Barry starts screaming as he hangs onto the antenna) +(Suddenly it is revealed that a water bug is also hanging on the antenna. + +There is a pause and then Barry and the water bug both start screaming) +TRUCK DRIVER: +- You hear something? +GUY IN TRUCK: +- Like what? +TRUCK DRIVER: +Like tiny screaming. +GUY IN TRUCK: +Turn off the radio. +(The antenna starts to lower until it gets to low and sinks into the truck. +The water bug flies off and Barry is forced to let go and he is blown away. +He luckily lands inside a horn on top of the truck where he finds +Mooseblood, who was blown into the same place) +MOOSEBLOOD: +Whassup, bee boy? +BARRY: +Hey, Blood. +(Fast forward in time and we see that Barry is deep in conversation with +Mooseblood. They have been sitting in this truck for a while) +BARRY: +...Just a row of honey jars, +as far as the eye could see. +MOOSEBLOOD: +Wow! +BARRY: +I assume wherever this truck goes +is where they're getting it. + : +I mean, that honey's ours. +MOOSEBLOOD: +- Bees hang tight. +BARRY: + +- We're all jammed in. + : +It's a close community. +MOOSEBLOOD: +Not us, man. We on our own. +Every mosquito on his own. +BARRY: +- What if you get in trouble? +MOOSEBLOOD: +- You a mosquito, you in trouble. + : +Nobody likes us. They just smack. +See a mosquito, smack, smack! +BARRY: +At least you're out in the world. +You must meet girls. +MOOSEBLOOD: +Mosquito girls try to trade up, +get with a moth, dragonfly. + : +Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. +(An ambulance passes by and it has a blood donation sign on it) +You got to be kidding me! + : +Mooseblood's about to leave +the building! So long, bee! +(Mooseblood leaves and flies onto the window of the ambulance where there +are other mosquito's hanging out) + : +- Hey, guys! +OTHER MOSQUITO: +- Mooseblood! + +MOOSEBLOOD: +I knew I'd catch y'all down here. +Did you bring your crazy straw? +(The truck goes out of view and Barry notices that the truck he's on is +pulling into a camp of some sort) +TRUCK DRIVER: +We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, +and it's pretty much pure profit. +(Barry flies out) +BARRY: +What is this place? +BEEKEEPER 1#: +A bee's got a brain +the size of a pinhead. +BEEKEEPER #2: +They are pinheads! + : +Pinhead. + : +- Check out the new smoker. +BEEKEEPER #1: +- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. + : +The Thomas 3000! +BARRY: +Smoker? +BEEKEEPER #1: +Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. +Twice the nicotine, all the tar. + : +A couple breaths of this +knocks them right out. + +BEEKEEPER #2: +They make the honey, +and we make the money. +BARRY: +"They make the honey, +and we make the money"? +(The Beekeeper sprays hundreds of cheap miniature apartments with the +smoker. The bees are fainting or passing out) +Oh, my! + : +What's going on? Are you OK? +(Barry flies into one of the apartment and helps a Bee couple get off the +ground. They are coughing and its hard for them to stand) +BEE IN APARTMENT: +Yeah. It doesn't last too long. +BARRY: +Do you know you're +in a fake hive with fake walls? +BEE IN APPARTMENT: +Our queen was moved here. +We had no choice. +(The apartment room is completely empty except for a photo on the wall of +the "queen" who is obviously a man in women's clothes) +BARRY: +This is your queen? +That's a man in women's clothes! + : +That's a drag queen! + : +What is this? +(Barry flies out and he discovers that there are hundreds of these +structures, each housing thousands of Bees) +Oh, no! + : +There's hundreds of them! +(Barry takes out his camera and takes pictures of these Bee work camps. The +beekeepers look very evil in these depictions) + +Bee honey. + : +Our honey is being brazenly stolen +on a massive scale! + : +This is worse than anything bears +have done! I intend to do something. +(Flash forward in time and Barry is showing these pictures to his parents) +JANET: +Oh, Barry, stop. +MARTIN: +Who told you humans are taking +our honey? That's a rumor. +BARRY: +Do these look like rumors? +(Holds up the pictures) +UNCLE CARL: +That's a conspiracy theory. +These are obviously doctored photos. +JANET: +How did you get mixed up in this? +ADAM: +He's been talking to humans. +JANET: +- What? +MARTIN: +- Talking to humans?! +ADAM: +He has a human girlfriend. +And they make out! +JANET: +Make out? Barry! + +BARRY: +We do not. +ADAM: +- You wish you could. +MARTIN: +- Whose side are you on? +BARRY: +The bees! +UNCLE CARL: +(He has been sitting in the back of the room this entire time) +I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. +Those crazy legs kept me up all night. +JANET: +Barry, this is what you want +to do with your life? +BARRY: +I want to do it for all our lives. +Nobody works harder than bees! + : +Dad, I remember you +coming home so overworked + : +your hands were still stirring. +You couldn't stop. +JANET: +I remember that. +BARRY: +What right do they have to our honey? + : +We live on two cups a year. They put it +in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! + +ADAM: +Even if it's true, what can one bee do? +BARRY: +Sting them where it really hurts. +MARTIN: +In the face! The eye! + : +- That would hurt. +BARRY: +- No. +MARTIN: +Up the nose? That's a killer. +BARRY: +There's only one place you can sting +the humans, one place where it matters. +(Flash forward a bit in time and we are watching the Bee News) +BEE NEWS NARRATOR: +Hive at Five, the hive's only +full-hour action news source. +BEE PROTESTOR: +No more bee beards! +BEE NEWS NARRATOR: +With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. + : +Weather with Storm Stinger. + : +Sports with Buzz Larvi. + : +And Jeanette Chung. +BOB BUMBLE: +- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. +JEANETTE CHUNG: + +- And I'm Jeanette Chung. +BOB BUMBLE: +A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, + : +intends to sue the human race +for stealing our honey, + : +packaging it and profiting +from it illegally! +JEANETTE CHUNG: +Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, + : +we'll have three former queens here in +our studio, discussing their new book, + : +Classy Ladies, +out this week on Hexagon. +(The scene changes to an interview on the news with Bee version of Larry +King and Barry) +BEE LARRY KING: +Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. + : +Did you ever think, "I'm a kid +from the hive. I can't do this"? +BARRY: +Bees have never been afraid +to change the world. + : +What about Bee Columbus? +Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? +BEE LARRY KING: +Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. + + : +We were thinking +of stickball or candy stores. +BARRY: +How old are you? +BEE LARRY KING: +The bee community +is supporting you in this case, + : +which will be the trial +of the bee century. +BARRY: +You know, they have a Larry King +in the human world too. +BEE LARRY KING: +It's a common name. Next week... +BARRY: +He looks like you and has a show +and suspenders and colored dots... +BEE LARRY KING: +Next week... +BARRY: +Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the +guest even though you just heard 'em. +BEE LARRY KING: +Bear Week next week! +They're scary, hairy and here, live. +(Bee Larry King gets annoyed and flies away offscreen) +BARRY: +Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, +squinty eyes, very Jewish. +(Flash forward in time. We see Vanessa enter and Ken enters behind her. +They are arguing) + +KEN: +In tennis, you attack +at the point of weakness! +VANESSA: +It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. +KEN== +Honey, her backhand's a joke! +I'm not gonna take advantage of that? +BARRY: +(To Ken) +Quiet, please. +Actual work going on here. +KEN: +(Pointing at Barry) +- Is that that same bee? +VANESSA: +- Yes, it is! + : +I'm helping him sue the human race. +BARRY: +- Hello. +KEN: +- Hello, bee. +VANESSA: +This is Ken. +BARRY: +(Recalling the "Winter Boots" incident earlier) +Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size +ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. +KEN: +(To Vanessa) +Why does he talk again? +VANESSA: + +Listen, you better go +'cause we're really busy working. +KEN: +But it's our yogurt night! +VANESSA: +(Holding door open for Ken) +Bye-bye. +KEN: +(Yelling) +Why is yogurt night so difficult?! +(Ken leaves and Vanessa walks over to Barry. His workplace is a mess) +VANESSA: +You poor thing. +You two have been at this for hours! +BARRY: +Yes, and Adam here +has been a huge help. +ADAM: +- Frosting... +- How many sugars? + ==BARRY== +Just one. I try not +to use the competition. + : +So why are you helping me? +VANESSA: +Bees have good qualities. + : +And it takes my mind off the shop. + : +Instead of flowers, people +are giving balloon bouquets now. +BARRY: + +Those are great, if you're three. +VANESSA: +And artificial flowers. +BARRY: +- Oh, those just get me psychotic! +VANESSA: +- Yeah, me too. + : +BARRY: +Bent stingers, pointless pollination. +ADAM: +Bees must hate those fake things! + : +Nothing worse +than a daffodil that's had work done. + : +Maybe this could make up +for it a little bit. +VANESSA: +- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. +BARRY: +- I guess. +ADAM: +You sure you want to go through with it? +BARRY: +Am I sure? When I'm done with +the humans, they won't be able + : +to say, "Honey, I'm home," +without paying a royalty! +(Flash forward in time and we are watching the human news. The camera shows + +a crowd outside a courthouse) +NEWS REPORTER: +It's an incredible scene +here in downtown Manhattan, + : +where the world anxiously waits, +because for the first time in history, + : +we will hear for ourselves +if a honeybee can actually speak. +(We are no longer watching through a news camera) +ADAM: +What have we gotten into here, Barry? +BARRY: +It's pretty big, isn't it? +ADAM== +(Looking at the hundreds of people around the courthouse) +I can't believe how many humans +don't work during the day. +BARRY: +You think billion-dollar multinational +food companies have good lawyers? +SECURITY GUARD: +Everybody needs to stay +behind the barricade. +(A limousine drives up and a fat man,Layton Montgomery, a honey industry +owner gets out and walks past Barry) +ADAM: +- What's the matter? +BARRY: +- I don't know, I just got a chill. +(Fast forward in time and everyone is in the court) +MONTGOMERY: +Well, if it isn't the bee team. + +(To Honey Industry lawyers) +You boys work on this? +MAN: +All rise! The Honorable +Judge Bumbleton presiding. +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +All right. Case number 4475, + : +Superior Court of New York, +Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry + : +is now in session. + : +Mr. Montgomery, you're representing +the five food companies collectively? +MONTGOMERY: +A privilege. +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +Mr. Benson... you're representing +all the bees of the world? +(Everyone looks closely, they are waiting to see if a Bee can really talk) +(Barry makes several buzzing sounds to sound like a Bee) +BARRY: +I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, +we're ready to proceed. +JUDGE BUMBLBETON: +Mr. Montgomery, +your opening statement, please. +MONTGOMERY: +Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, + : +my grandmother was a simple woman. + : + +Born on a farm, she believed +it was man's divine right + : +to benefit from the bounty +of nature God put before us. + : +If we lived in the topsy-turvy world +Mr. Benson imagines, + : +just think of what would it mean. + : +I would have to negotiate +with the silkworm + : +for the elastic in my britches! + : +Talking bee! +(Montgomery walks over and looks closely at Barry) + : +How do we know this isn't some sort of + : +holographic motion-picture-capture +Hollywood wizardry? + : +They could be using laser beams! + : +Robotics! Ventriloquism! +Cloning! For all we know, + : +he could be on steroids! +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +Mr. Benson? + +BARRY: +Ladies and gentlemen, +there's no trickery here. + : +I'm just an ordinary bee. +Honey's pretty important to me. + : +It's important to all bees. +We invented it! + : +We make it. And we protect it +with our lives. + : +Unfortunately, there are +some people in this room + : +who think they can take it from us + : +'cause we're the little guys! +I'm hoping that, after this is all over, + : +you'll see how, by taking our honey, +you not only take everything we have + : +but everything we are! +JANET== +(To Martin) +I wish he'd dress like that +all the time. So nice! +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +Call your first witness. +BARRY: +So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden + +of Honey Farms, big company you have. +KLAUSS VANDERHAYDEN: +I suppose so. +BARRY: +I see you also own +Honeyburton and Honron! +KLAUSS: +Yes, they provide beekeepers +for our farms. +BARRY: +Beekeeper. I find that +to be a very disturbing term. + : +I don't imagine you employ +any bee-free-ers, do you? +KLAUSS: +(Quietly) +- No. +BARRY: +- I couldn't hear you. +KLAUSS: +- No. +BARRY: +- No. + : +Because you don't free bees. +You keep bees. Not only that, + : +it seems you thought a bear would be +an appropriate image for a jar of honey. +KLAUSS: +They're very lovable creatures. + + : +Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. +BARRY: +You mean like this? +(The bear from Over The Hedge barges in through the back door and it is +roaring and standing on its hind legs. It is thrashing its claws and people +are screaming. It is being held back by a guard who has the bear on a +chain) + : +(Pointing to the roaring bear) +Bears kill bees! + : +How'd you like his head crashing +through your living room?! + : +Biting into your couch! +Spitting out your throw pillows! +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +OK, that's enough. Take him away. +(The bear stops roaring and thrashing and walks out) +BARRY: +So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. +Your name intrigues me. + : +- Where have I heard it before? +MR. STING: +- I was with a band called The Police. +BARRY: +But you've never been +a police officer, have you? +STING: +No, I haven't. +BARRY: + +No, you haven't. And so here +we have yet another example + : +of bee culture casually +stolen by a human + : +for nothing more than +a prance-about stage name. +STING: +Oh, please. +BARRY: +Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? + : +Because I'm feeling +a little stung, Sting. + : +Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! +MONTGOMERY: +That's not his real name?! You idiots! +BARRY: +Mr. Liotta, first, +belated congratulations on + : +your Emmy win for a guest spot +on ER in 2005. +RAY LIOTTA: +Thank you. Thank you. +BARRY: +I see from your resume +that you're devilishly handsome + : +with a churning inner turmoil + +that's ready to blow. +RAY LIOTTA: +I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? +BARRY: +Not yet it isn't. But is this +what it's come to for you? + : +Exploiting tiny, helpless bees +so you don't + : +have to rehearse +your part and learn your lines, sir? +RAY LIOTTA: +Watch it, Benson! +I could blow right now! +BARRY: +This isn't a goodfella. +This is a badfella! +(Ray Liotta looses it and tries to grab Barry) +RAY LIOTTA: +Why doesn't someone just step on +this creep, and we can all go home?! +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +- Order in this court! +RAY LIOTTA: +- You're all thinking it! +(Judge Bumbleton starts banging her gavel) +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +Order! Order, I say! +RAY LIOTTA: +- Say it! +MAN: + +- Mr. Liotta, please sit down! +(We see a montage of magazines which feature the court case) +(Flash forward in time and Barry is back home with Vanessa) +BARRY: +I think it was awfully nice +of that bear to pitch in like that. +VANESSA: +I think the jury's on our side. +BARRY: +Are we doing everything right,you know, legally? +VANESSA: +I'm a florist. +BARRY: +Right. Well, here's to a great team. +VANESSA: +To a great team! +(Ken walks in from work. He sees Barry and he looks upset when he sees +Barry clinking his glass with Vanessa) +KEN: +Well, hello. +VANESSA: +- Oh, Ken! +BARRY: +- Hello! +VANESSA: +I didn't think you were coming. + : +No, I was just late. +I tried to call, but... +(Ken holds up his phone and flips it open. The phone has no charge) +...the battery... +VANESSA: + +I didn't want all this to go to waste, +so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. +KEN: +Oh, that was lucky. +(Ken sits down at the table across from Barry and Vanessa leaves the room) +VANESSA: +There's a little left. +I could heat it up. +KEN: +(Not taking his eyes off Barry) +Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. +BARRY: +So I hear you're quite a tennis player. + : +I'm not much for the game myself. +The ball's a little grabby. +KEN: +That's where I usually sit. +Right... +(Points to where Barry is sitting) +there. +VANESSA: +(Calling from other room) +Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, + : +and he agreed with me that eating with +chopsticks isn't really a special skill. +KEN: +(To Barry) +You think I don't see what you're doing? +BARRY: +I know how hard it is to find +the right job. We have that in common. + +KEN: +Do we? +BARRY: +Bees have 100 percent employment, +but we do jobs like taking the crud out. +KEN: +(Menacingly) +That's just what +I was thinking about doing. +(Ken reaches for a fork on the table but knocks if on the floor. He goes to +pick it up) +VANESSA: +Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor +for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. +(Ken quickly rises back up after hearing this but hits his head on the +table and yells) +BARRY: +I'm going to drain the old stinger. +KEN: +Yeah, you do that. +(Barry flies past Ken to get to the bathroom and Ken freaks out, splashing +some of the wine he was using to cool his head in his eyes. He yells in +anger) +(Barry looks at the magazines featuring his victories in court) +BARRY: +Look at that. +(Barry flies into the bathroom) +(He puts his hand on his head but this makes hurts him and makes him even +madder. He yells again) +(Barry is washing his hands in the sink but then Ken walks in) +KEN: +You know, you know I've just about had it +(Closes bathroom door behind him) +with your little mind games. +(Ken is menacingly rolling up a magazine) +BARRY: + +(Backing away) +- What's that? +KEN: +- Italian Vogue. +BARRY: +Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. +KEN: +It's a lot of ads. +BARRY: +Remember what Van said, why is +your life more valuable than mine? +KEN: +That's funny, I just can't seem to recall that! +(Ken smashes everything off the sink with the magazine and Barry narrowly +escapes) +(Ken follows Barry around and tries to hit him with the magazine but he +keeps missing) +(Ken gets a spray bottle) + : +I think something stinks in here! +BARRY: +(Enjoying the spray) +I love the smell of flowers. +(Ken holds a lighter in front of the spray bottle) +KEN: +How do you like the smell of flames?! +BARRY: +Not as much. +(Ken fires his make-shift flamethrower but misses Barry, burning the +bathroom. He torches the whole room but looses his footing and falls into +the bathtub. After getting hit in the head by falling objects 3 times he +picks up the shower head, revealing a Water bug hiding under it) +WATER BUG: +Water bug! Not taking sides! + +(Barry gets up out of a pile of bathroom supplies and he is wearing a +chapstick hat) +BARRY: +Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! +This is pathetic! +(Ken switches the shower head to lethal) +KEN: +I've got issues! +(Ken sprays Barry with the shower head and he crash lands into the toilet) +(Ken menacingly looks down into the toilet at Barry) +Well, well, well, a royal flush! +BARRY: +- You're bluffing. +KEN: +- Am I? +(flushes toilet) +(Barry grabs a chapstick from the toilet seat and uses it to surf in the +flushing toilet) +BARRY: +Surf's up, dude! +(Barry flies out of the toilet on the chapstick and sprays Ken's face with +the toilet water) + : +EW,Poo water! +BARRY: +That bowl is gnarly. +KEN: +(Aiming a toilet cleaner at Barry) +Except for those dirty yellow rings! +(Barry cowers and covers his head and Vanessa runs in and takes the toilet +cleaner from Ken just before he hits Barry) +VANESSA: +Kenneth! What are you doing?! +KEN== +(Leaning towards Barry) + +You know, I don't even like honey! +I don't eat it! +VANESSA: +We need to talk! +(Vanessa pulls Ken out of the bathroom) + : +He's just a little bee! + : +And he happens to be +the nicest bee I've met in a long time! +KEN: +Long time? What are you talking about?! +Are there other bugs in your life? +VANESSA: +No, but there are other things bugging +me in life. And you're one of them! +KEN: +Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... + : +My nerves are fried from riding +on this emotional roller coaster! +VANESSA: +Goodbye, Ken. +(Ken huffs and walks out and slams the door. But suddenly he walks back in +and stares at Barry) + : +And for your information, +I prefer sugar-free, artificial +sweeteners MADE BY MAN! +(Ken leaves again and Vanessa leans in towards Barry) +VANESSA: +I'm sorry about all that. +(Ken walks back in again) + +KEN: +I know it's got +an aftertaste! I LIKE IT! +(Ken leaves for the last time) +VANESSA: +I always felt there was some kind +of barrier between Ken and me. + : +I couldn't overcome it. +Oh, well. + : +Are you OK for the trial? +BARRY: +I believe Mr. Montgomery +is about out of ideas. +(Flash forward in time and Barry, Adam, and Vanessa are back in court) +MONTGOMERY-- +We would like to call +Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. +ADAM: +Good idea! You can really see why he's +considered one of the best lawyers... +(Barry stares at Adam) +...Yeah. +LAWYER: +Layton, you've +gotta weave some magic +with this jury, +or it's gonna be all over. +MONTGOMERY: +Don't worry. The only thing I have +to do to turn this jury around + : +is to remind them +of what they don't like about bees. +(To lawyer) + +- You got the tweezers? +LAWYER: +- Are you allergic? +MONTGOMERY: +Only to losing, son. Only to losing. + : +Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you +what I think we'd all like to know. + : +What exactly is your relationship +(Points to Vanessa) + : +to that woman? +BARRY: +We're friends. +MONTGOMERY: +- Good friends? +BARRY: +- Yes. +MONTGOMERY: +How good? Do you live together? +ADAM: +Wait a minute... + : +MONTGOMERY: +Are you her little... + : +...bedbug? +(Adam's stinger starts vibrating. He is agitated) +I've seen a bee documentary or two. +From what I understand, + + : +doesn't your queen give birth +to all the bee children? +BARRY: +- Yeah, but... +MONTGOMERY: +(Pointing at Janet and Martin) +- So those aren't your real parents! +JANET: +- Oh, Barry... +BARRY: +- Yes, they are! +ADAM: +Hold me back! +(Vanessa tries to hold Adam back. He wants to sting Montgomery) +MONTGOMERY: +You're an illegitimate bee, +aren't you, Benson? +ADAM: +He's denouncing bees! +MONTGOMERY: +Don't y'all date your cousins? +(Montgomery leans over on the jury stand and stares at Adam) +VANESSA: +- Objection! +(Vanessa raises her hand to object but Adam gets free. He flies straight at +Montgomery) +=ADAM: +- I'm going to pincushion this guy! +BARRY: +Adam, don't! It's what he wants! +(Adam stings Montgomery in the butt and he starts thrashing around) + +MONTGOMERY: +Oh, I'm hit!! + : +Oh, lordy, I am hit! +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +(Banging gavel) +Order! Order! +MONTGOMERY: +(Overreacting) +The venom! The venom +is coursing through my veins! + : +I have been felled +by a winged beast of destruction! + : +You see? You can't treat them +like equals! They're striped savages! + : +Stinging's the only thing +they know! It's their way! +BARRY: +- Adam, stay with me. +ADAM: +- I can't feel my legs. +MONTGOMERY: +(Overreacting and throwing his body around the room) +What angel of mercy +will come forward to suck the poison + : +from my heaving buttocks? +JUDGE BUMLBETON: +I will have order in this court. Order! + + : +Order, please! +(Flash forward in time and we see a human news reporter) +NEWS REPORTER: +The case of the honeybees +versus the human race + : +took a pointed turn against the bees + : +yesterday when one of their legal +team stung Layton T. Montgomery. +(Adam is laying in a hospital bed and Barry flies in to see him) +BARRY: +- Hey, buddy. +ADAM: +- Hey. +BARRY: +- Is there much pain? +ADAM: +- Yeah. + : +I... + : +I blew the whole case, didn't I? +BARRY: +It doesn't matter. What matters is +you're alive. You could have died. +ADAM: +I'd be better off dead. Look at me. +(A small plastic sword is replaced as Adam's stinger) +They got it from the cafeteria +downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. + + : +Look, there's +a little celery still on it. +(Flicks off the celery and sighs) +BARRY: +What was it like to sting someone? +ADAM: +I can't explain it. It was all... + : +All adrenaline and then... +and then ecstasy! +BARRY: +...All right. +ADAM: +You think it was all a trap? +BARRY: +Of course. I'm sorry. +I flew us right into this. + : +What were we thinking? Look at us. We're +just a couple of bugs in this world. +ADAM: +What will the humans do to us +if they win? +BARRY: +I don't know. +ADAM: +I hear they put the roaches in motels. +That doesn't sound so bad. +BARRY: +Adam, they check in, +but they don't check out! + +ADAM: +Oh, my. +(Coughs) +Could you get a nurse +to close that window? +BARRY: +- Why? +ADAM: +- The smoke. +(We can see that two humans are smoking cigarettes outside) + : +Bees don't smoke. +BARRY: +Right. Bees don't smoke. + : +Bees don't smoke! +But some bees are smoking. + : +That's it! That's our case! +ADAM: +It is? It's not over? +BARRY: +Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. + : +Get back to the court and stall. +Stall any way you can. +(Flash forward in time and Adam is making a paper boat in the courtroom) +ADAM: +And assuming you've done step 29 correctly, you're ready for the tub! +(We see that the jury have each made their own paper boats after being +taught how by Adam. They all look confused) +JUDGE BUMBLETON: + +Mr. Flayman. +ADAM: +Yes? Yes, Your Honor! +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +Where is the rest of your team? +ADAM: +(Continues stalling) +Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. + : +Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, + : +and as a result, +we don't make very good time. + : +I actually heard a funny story about... +MONTGOMERY: +Your Honor, +haven't these ridiculous bugs + : +taken up enough +of this court's valuable time? + : +How much longer will we allow +these absurd shenanigans to go on? + : +They have presented no compelling +evidence to support their charges + : +against my clients, +who run legitimate businesses. + : +I move for a complete dismissal + +of this entire case! +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going + : +to have to consider +Mr. Montgomery's motion. +ADAM: +But you can't! We have a terrific case. +MONTGOMERY: +Where is your proof? +Where is the evidence? + : +Show me the smoking gun! +BARRY: +(Barry flies in through the door) +Hold it, Your Honor! +You want a smoking gun? + : +Here is your smoking gun. +(Vanessa walks in holding a bee smoker. She sets it down on the Judge's +podium) +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +What is that? +BARRY: +It's a bee smoker! +MONTGOMERY: +(Picks up smoker) +What, this? +This harmless little contraption? + : +This couldn't hurt a fly, +let alone a bee. +(Montgomery accidentally fires it at the bees in the crowd and they faint + +and cough) +(Dozens of reporters start taking pictures of the suffering bees) +BARRY: +Look at what has happened + : +to bees who have never been asked, +"Smoking or non?" + : +Is this what nature intended for us? + : +To be forcibly addicted +to smoke machines + : +and man-made wooden slat work camps? + : +Living out our lives as honey slaves +to the white man? +(Barry points to the honey industry owners. One of them is an African +American so he awkwardly separates himself from the others) +LAWYER: +- What are we gonna do? +- He's playing the species card. +BARRY: +Ladies and gentlemen, please, +free these bees! +ADAM AND VANESSA: +Free the bees! Free the bees! +BEES IN CROWD: +Free the bees! +HUMAN JURY: +Free the bees! Free the bees! +JUDGE BUMBLETON: +The court finds in favor of the bees! + +BARRY: +Vanessa, we won! +VANESSA: +I knew you could do it! High-five! +(Vanessa hits Barry hard because her hand is too big) + : +Sorry. +BARRY: +(Overjoyed) +I'm OK! You know what this means? + : +All the honey +will finally belong to the bees. + : +Now we won't have +to work so hard all the time. +MONTGOMERY: +This is an unholy perversion +of the balance of nature, Benson. + : +You'll regret this. +(Montgomery leaves and Barry goes outside the courtroom. Several reporters +start asking Barry questions) +REPORTER 1#: +Barry, how much honey is out there? +BARRY: +All right. One at a time. +REPORTER 2#: +Barry, who are you wearing? +BARRY: +My sweater is Ralph Lauren, +and I have no pants. + +(Barry flies outside with the paparazzi and Adam and Vanessa stay back) +ADAM: +(To Vanessa) +- What if Montgomery's right? +Vanessa: +- What do you mean? +ADAM: +We've been living the bee way +a long time, 27 million years. +(Flash forward in time and Barry is talking to a man) +BUSINESS MAN: +Congratulations on your victory. +What will you demand as a settlement? +BARRY: +First, we'll demand a complete shutdown +of all bee work camps. +(As Barry is talking we see a montage of men putting "closed" tape over the +work camps and freeing the bees in the crappy apartments) +Then we want back the honey +that was ours to begin with, + : +every last drop. +(Men in suits are pushing all the honey of the aisle and into carts) +We demand an end to the glorification +of the bear as anything more +(We see a statue of a bear-shaped honey container being pulled down by +bees) +than a filthy, smelly, +bad-breath stink machine. + : +We're all aware +of what they do in the woods. +(We see Winnie the Pooh sharing his honey with Piglet in the cross-hairs of +a high-tech sniper rifle) +BARRY: +(Looking through binoculars) + +Wait for my signal. + : +Take him out. +(Winnie gets hit by a tranquilizer dart and dramatically falls off the log +he was standing on, his tongue hanging out. Piglet looks at Pooh in fear +and the Sniper takes the honey.) +SNIPER: +He'll have nausea +for a few hours, then he'll be fine. +(Flash forward in time) +BARRY: +And we will no longer tolerate +bee-negative nicknames... +(Mr. Sting is sitting at home until he is taken out of his house by the men +in suits) +STING: +But it's just a prance-about stage name! +BARRY: +...unnecessary inclusion of honey +in bogus health products + : +and la-dee-da human +tea-time snack garnishments. +(An old lady is mixing honey into her tea but suddenly men in suits smash +her face down on the table and take the honey) +OLD LADY: +Can't breathe. +(A honey truck pulls up to Barry's hive) +WORKER: +Bring it in, boys! + : +Hold it right there! Good. + : +Tap it. + +(Tons of honey is being pumped into the hive's storage) +BEE WORKER 1#: +(Honey overflows from the cup) +Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, +and there's gallons more coming! + : +- I think we need to shut down! +=BEE WORKER #2= +- Shut down? We've never shut down. + : +Shut down honey production! +DEAN BUZZWELL: +Stop making honey! +(The bees all leave their stations. Two bees run into a room and they put +the keys into a machine) +Turn your key, sir! +(Two worker bees dramatically turn their keys, which opens the button which +they press, shutting down the honey-making machines. This is the first time +this has ever happened) +BEE: +...What do we do now? +(Flash forward in time and a Bee is about to jump into a pool full of +honey) +Cannonball! +(The bee gets stuck in the honey and we get a short montage of Bees leaving +work) +(We see the Pollen Jocks flying but one of them gets a call on his antenna) +LOU LU DUVA: +(Through "phone") +We're shutting honey production! + : +Mission abort. +POLLEN JOCK #1: +Aborting pollination and nectar detail. +Returning to base. +(The Pollen Jocks fly back to the hive) + +(We get a time lapse of Central Park slowly wilting away as the bees all +relax) +BARRY: +Adam, you wouldn't believe +how much honey was out there. +ADAM: +Oh, yeah? +BARRY: +What's going on? Where is everybody? +(The entire street is deserted) + : +- Are they out celebrating? +ADAM: +- They're home. + : +They don't know what to do. +Laying out, sleeping in. + : +I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way +to San Antonio with a cricket. +BARRY: +At least we got our honey back. +ADAM: +Sometimes I think, so what if humans +liked our honey? Who wouldn't? + : +It's the greatest thing in the world! +I was excited to be part of making it. + : +This was my new desk. This was my +new job. I wanted to do it really well. + : + +And now... + : +Now I can't. +(Flash forward in time and Barry is talking to Vanessa) +BARRY: +I don't understand +why they're not happy. + : +I thought their lives would be better! + : +They're doing nothing. It's amazing. +Honey really changes people. +VANESSA: +You don't have any idea +what's going on, do you? +BARRY: +- What did you want to show me? +(Vanessa takes Barry to the rooftop where they first had coffee and points +to her store) +VANESSA: +- This. +(Points at her flowers. They are all grey and wilting) +BARRY: +What happened here? +VANESSA: +That is not the half of it. +(Small flash forward in time and Vanessa and Barry are on the roof of her +store and she points to Central Park) +(We see that Central Park is no longer green and colorful, rather it is +grey, brown, and dead-like. It is very depressing to look at) +BARRY: +Oh, no. Oh, my. + : + +They're all wilting. +VANESSA: +Doesn't look very good, does it? +BARRY: +No. +VANESSA: +And whose fault do you think that is? +BARRY: +You know, I'm gonna guess bees. +VANESSA== +(Staring at Barry) +Bees? +BARRY: +Specifically, me. + : +I didn't think bees not needing to make +honey would affect all these things. +VANESSA: +It's not just flowers. +Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. +BARRY: +That's our whole SAT test right there. +VANESSA: +Take away produce, that affects +the entire animal kingdom. + : +And then, of course... +BARRY: +The human species? + : +So if there's no more pollination, + + : +it could all just go south here, +couldn't it? +VANESSA: +I know this is also partly my fault. +BARRY: +How about a suicide pact? +VANESSA: +How do we do it? +BARRY: +- I'll sting you, you step on me. +VANESSA: +- That just kills you twice. +BARRY: +Right, right. +VANESSA: +Listen, Barry... +sorry, but I gotta get going. +(Vanessa leaves) +BARRY: +(To himself) +I had to open my mouth and talk. + : +Vanessa? + : +Vanessa? Why are you leaving? +Where are you going? +(Vanessa is getting into a taxi) +VANESSA: +To the final Tournament of Roses parade +in Pasadena. + : + +They've moved it to this weekend +because all the flowers are dying. + : +It's the last chance +I'll ever have to see it. +BARRY: +Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. +I never meant it to turn out like this. +VANESSA: +I know. Me neither. +(The taxi starts to drive away) +BARRY: +Tournament of Roses. +Roses can't do sports. + : +Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? + : +Roses! + : +Vanessa! +(Barry flies after the Taxi) +VANESSA: +Roses?! + : +Barry? +(Barry is flying outside the window of the taxi) +BARRY: +- Roses are flowers! +VANESSA: +- Yes, they are. +BARRY: +Flowers, bees, pollen! + +VANESSA: +I know. +That's why this is the last parade. +BARRY: +Maybe not. +Could you ask him to slow down? +VANESSA: +Could you slow down? +(The taxi driver screeches to a stop and Barry keeps flying forward) + : +Barry! +(Barry flies back to the window) +BARRY: +OK, I made a huge mistake. +This is a total disaster, all my fault. +VANESSA: +Yes, it kind of is. +BARRY: +I've ruined the planet. +I wanted to help you + : +with the flower shop. +I've made it worse. +VANESSA: +Actually, it's completely closed down. +BARRY: +I thought maybe you were remodeling. + : +But I have another idea, and it's +greater than my previous ideas combined. +VANESSA: +I don't want to hear it! + +BARRY: +All right, they have the roses, +the roses have the pollen. + : +I know every bee, plant +and flower bud in this park. + : +All we gotta do is get what they've got +back here with what we've got. + : +- Bees. +VANESSA: +- Park. +BARRY: +- Pollen! +VANESSA: +- Flowers. +BARRY: +- Re-pollination! +VANESSA: +- Across the nation! + : +Tournament of Roses, +Pasadena, California. + : +They've got nothing +but flowers, floats and cotton candy. + : +Security will be tight. +BARRY: +I have an idea. + +(Flash forward in time. Vanessa is about to board a plane which has all the +Roses on board. +VANESSA: +Vanessa Bloome, FTD. +(Holds out badge) + : +Official floral business. It's real. +SECURITY GUARD: +Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. +=VANESSA== +Thank you. It was a gift. +(Barry is revealed to be hiding inside the brooch) +(Flash back in time and Barry and Vanessa are discussing their plan) +BARRY: +Once inside, +we just pick the right float. +VANESSA: +How about The Princess and the Pea? + : +I could be the princess, +and you could be the pea! +BARRY: +Yes, I got it. + : +- Where should I sit? +GUARD: +- What are you? +BARRY: +- I believe I'm the pea. +GUARD: +- The pea? +VANESSA: + +It goes under the mattresses. +GUARD: +- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. +- I'm getting the marshal. +VANESSA: +You do that! +This whole parade is a fiasco! + : +Let's see what this baby'll do. +(Vanessa drives the float through traffic) +GUARD: +Hey, what are you doing?! +BARRY== +Then all we do +is blend in with traffic... + : +...without arousing suspicion. + : +Once at the airport, +there's no stopping us. +(Flash forward in time and Barry and Vanessa are about to get on a plane) +SECURITY GUARD: +Stop! Security. + : +- You and your insect pack your float? +VANESSA: +- Yes. +SECURITY GUARD: +Has it been +in your possession the entire time? +VANESSA: +- Yes. + +SECURITY GUARD: +Would you remove your shoes? +(To Barry) +- Remove your stinger. +BARRY: +- It's part of me. +SECURITY GUARD: +I know. Just having some fun. +Enjoy your flight. +(Barry plotting with Vanessa) +BARRY: +Then if we're lucky, we'll have +just enough pollen to do the job. +(Flash forward in time and Barry and Vanessa are flying on the plane) +Can you believe how lucky we are? We +have just enough pollen to do the job! +VANESSA: +I think this is gonna work. +BARRY: +It's got to work. +CAPTAIN SCOTT: +(On intercom) +Attention, passengers, +this is Captain Scott. + : +We have a bit of bad weather +in New York. + : +It looks like we'll experience +a couple hours delay. +VANESSA: +Barry, these are cut flowers +with no water. They'll never make it. +BARRY: + +I gotta get up there +and talk to them. +VANESSA== +Be careful. +(Barry flies right outside the cockpit door) +BARRY: +Can I get help +with the Sky Mall magazine? +I'd like to order the talking +inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. +(The flight attendant opens the door and walks out and Barry flies into the +cockpit unseen) +BARRY: +Captain, I'm in a real situation. +CAPTAIN SCOTT: +- What'd you say, Hal? +CO-PILOT HAL: +- Nothing. +(Scott notices Barry and freaks out) +CAPTAIN SCOTT: +Bee! +BARRY: +No,no,no, Don't freak out! My entire species... +(Captain Scott gets out of his seat and tries to suck Barry into a handheld +vacuum) +HAL: +(To Scott) +What are you doing? +(Barry lands on Hals hair but Scott sees him. He tries to suck up Barry but +instead he sucks up Hals toupee) +CAPTAIN SCOTT: +Uh-oh. +BARRY: +- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! + +HAL: +(Hal doesn't know Barry is on his head) +- Who's an attorney? +CAPTAIN SCOTT: +Don't move. +(Scott hits Hal in the face with the vacuum in an attempt to hit Barry. Hal +is knocked out and he falls on the life raft button which launches an +infalatable boat into Scott, who gets knocked out and falls to the floor. +They are both uncounscious.) +BARRY: +(To himself) +Oh, Barry. +BARRY: +(On intercom, with a Southern accent) +Good afternoon, passengers. +This is your captain. + : +Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B +please report to the cockpit? +(Vanessa looks confused) +(Normal accent) +...And please hurry! +(Vanessa opens the door and sees the life raft and the uncounscious pilots) +VANESSA: +What happened here? +BARRY: +I tried to talk to them, but +then there was a DustBuster, +a toupee, a life raft exploded. + : +Now one's bald, one's in a boat, +and they're both unconscious! +VANESSA: +...Is that another bee joke? +BARRY: + +- No! + : +No one's flying the plane! +BUD DITCHWATER: +(Through radio on plane) +This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. +What's your status? +VANESSA: +This is Vanessa Bloome. +I'm a florist from New York. +BUD: +Where's the pilot? +VANESSA: +He's unconscious, +and so is the copilot. +BUD: +Not good. Does anyone onboard +have flight experience? +BARRY: +As a matter of fact, there is. +BUD: +- Who's that? +BARRY: +- Barry Benson. +BUD: +From the honey trial?! Oh, great. +BARRY: +Vanessa, this is nothing more +than a big metal bee. + : +It's got giant wings, huge engines. + +VANESSA: +I can't fly a plane. +BARRY: +- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? +VANESSA: +- Yes. +BARRY: +How hard could it be? +(Vanessa sits down and flies for a little bit but we see lightning clouds +outside the window) +VANESSA: +Wait, Barry! +We're headed into some lightning. +(An ominous lightning storm looms in front of the plane) +(We are now watching the Bee News) +BOB BUMBLE: +This is Bob Bumble. We have some +late-breaking news from JFK Airport, + : +where a suspenseful scene +is developing. + : +Barry Benson, +fresh from his legal victory... +ADAM: +That's Barry! +BOB BUMBLE: +...is attempting to land a plane, +loaded with people, flowers + : +and an incapacitated flight crew. +JANET, MARTIN, UNCLE CAR AND ADAM: +Flowers?! +(The scene switches to the human news) + +REPORTER: +(Talking with Bob Bumble) +We have a storm in the area +and two individuals at the controls + : +with absolutely no flight experience. +BOB BUMBLE: +Just a minute. +There's a bee on that plane. +BUD: +I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson +and his no-account compadres. + : +They've done enough damage. +REPORTER: +But isn't he your only hope? +BUD: +Technically, a bee +shouldn't be able to fly at all. + : +Their wings are too small... +BARRY: +(Through radio) +Haven't we heard this a million times? + : +"The surface area of the wings +and body mass make no sense."... +BOB BUMBLE: +- Get this on the air! +BEE: +- Got it. + +BEE NEWS CREW: +- Stand by. +BEE NEWS CREW: +- We're going live! +BARRY: +(Through radio on TV) +...The way we work may be a mystery to you. + : +Making honey takes a lot of bees +doing a lot of small jobs. + : +But let me tell you about a small job. + : +If you do it well, +it makes a big difference. + : +More than we realized. +To us, to everyone. + : +That's why I want to get bees +back to working together. + : +That's the bee way! +We're not made of Jell-O. + : +We get behind a fellow. + : +- Black and yellow! +BEES: +- Hello! +(The scene switches and Barry is teaching Vanessa how to fly) +BARRY: + +Left, right, down, hover. +VANESSA: +- Hover? +BARRY: +- Forget hover. +VANESSA: +This isn't so hard. +(Pretending to honk the horn) +Beep-beep! Beep-beep! +(A Lightning bolt hits the plane and autopilot turns off) +Barry, what happened?! +BARRY: +Wait, I think we were +on autopilot the whole time. +VANESSA: +- That may have been helping me. +BARRY: +- And now we're not! +VANESSA: +So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. +(The plane plummets but we see Lou Lu Duva and the Pollen Jocks, along with +multiple other bees flying towards the plane) +Lou Lu DUva: +All of you, let's get +behind this fellow! Move it out! + : +Move out! +(The scene switches back to Vanessa and Barry in the plane) +BARRY: +Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, +you copy me with the wings of the plane! +(Barry sticks out his arms like an airplane and flys in front of Vanessa's +face) + +VANESSA: +Don't have to yell. +BARRY: +I'm not yelling! +We're in a lot of trouble. +VANESSA: +It's very hard to concentrate +with that panicky tone in your voice! +BARRY: +It's not a tone. I'm panicking! +VANESSA: +I can't do this! +(Barry slaps Vanessa) +BARRY: +Vanessa, pull yourself together. +You have to snap out of it! +VANESSA: +(Slaps Barry) +You snap out of it. +BARRY: +(Slaps Vanessa) + : +You snap out of it. +VANESSA: +- You snap out of it! +BARRY: +- You snap out of it! +(We see that all the Pollen Jocks are flying under the plane) +VANESSA: +- You snap out of it! +BARRY: +- You snap out of it! + +VANESSA: +- You snap out of it! +BARRY: +- You snap out of it! +VANESSA: +- Hold it! +BARRY: +- Why? Come on, it's my turn. +VANESSA: +How is the plane flying? +(The plane is now safely flying) +VANESSA: +I don't know. +(Barry's antennae rings like a phone. Barry picks up) +BARRY: +Hello? +LOU LU DUVA: +(Through "phone") +Benson, got any flowers +for a happy occasion in there? +(All of the Pollen Jocks are carrying the plane) +BARRY: +The Pollen Jocks! + : +They do get behind a fellow. +LOU LU DUVA: +- Black and yellow. +POLLEN JOCKS: +- Hello. +LOU LU DUVA: +All right, let's drop this tin can + +on the blacktop. +BARRY: +Where? I can't see anything. Can you? +VANESSA: +No, nothing. It's all cloudy. + : +Come on. You got to think bee, Barry. +BARRY: +- Thinking bee. +- Thinking bee. +(On the runway there are millions of bees laying on their backs) +BEES: +Thinking bee! +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! +BARRY: +Wait a minute. +I think I'm feeling something. +VANESSA: +- What? +BARRY: +- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. + : +Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. + : +Bring the nose down. +BEES: +Thinking bee! +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! +CONTROL TOWER OPERATOR: +- What in the world is on the tarmac? +BUD: +- Get some lights on that! + +(It is revealed that all the bees are organized into a giant pulsating +flower formation) +BEES: +Thinking bee! +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! +BARRY: +- Vanessa, aim for the flower. +VANESSA: +- OK. +BARRY: +Out the engines. We're going in +on bee power. Ready, boys? +LOU LU DUVA: +Affirmative! +BARRY: +Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. + : +Land on that flower! + : +Ready? Full reverse! + : +Spin it around! +(The plane's nose is pointed at a flower painted on a nearby plane) +- Not that flower! The other one! +VANESSA: +- Which one? +BARRY: +- That flower. +(The plane is now pointed at a fat guy in a flowered shirt. He freaks out +and tries to take a picture of the plane) +VANESSA: +- I'm aiming at the flower! + +BARRY: +That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. +I mean the giant pulsating flower +made of millions of bees! +(The plane hovers over the bee-flower) + : +Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. + : +Rotate around it. +VANESSA: +- This is insane, Barry! +BARRY: +- This's the only way I know how to fly. +BUD: +Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane +flying in an insect-like pattern? +(The plane is unrealistically hovering and spinning over the bee-flower) +BARRY: +Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. +Smell it. Full reverse! + : +Just drop it. Be a part of it. + : +Aim for the center! + : +Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! + : +Come on, already. +(The bees scatter and the plane safely lands) +VANESSA: +Barry, we did it! +You taught me how to fly! + +BARRY: +- Yes! +(Vanessa is about to high-five Barry) +No high-five! +VANESSA: +- Right. +ADAM: +Barry, it worked! +Did you see the giant flower? +BARRY: +What giant flower? Where? Of course +I saw the flower! That was genius! +ADAM: +- Thank you. +BARRY: +- But we're not done yet. + : +Listen, everyone! + : +This runway is covered +with the last pollen + : +from the last flowers +available anywhere on Earth. + : +That means this is our last chance. + : +We're the only ones who make honey, +pollinate flowers and dress like this. + : +If we're gonna survive as a species, +this is our moment! What do you say? + + : +Are we going to be bees, or just +Museum of Natural History keychains? +BEES: +We're bees! +BEE WHO LIKES KEYCHAINS: +Keychain! +BARRY: +Then follow me! Except Keychain. +POLLEN JOCK #1: +Hold on, Barry. Here. + : +You've earned this. +BARRY: +Yeah! + : +I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect +fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. +(The Pollen Jocks throw Barry a nectar-collecting gun. Barry catches it) +Oh, yeah. +JANET: +That's our Barry. +(Barry and the Pollen Jocks get pollen from the flowers on the plane) +(Flash forward in time and the Pollen Jocks are flying over NYC) + : +(Barry pollinates the flowers in Vanessa's shop and then heads to Central +Park) +BOY IN PARK: +Mom! The bees are back! +ADAM: +(Putting on his Krelman hat) +If anybody needs + +to make a call, now's the time. + : +I got a feeling we'll be +working late tonight! +(The bee honey factories are back up and running) +(Meanwhile at Vanessa's shop) +VANESSA: +(To customer) +Here's your change. Have a great +afternoon! Can I help who's next? + : +Would you like some honey with that? +It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. +(There is a room in the shop where Barry does legal work for other animals. +He is currently talking with a Cow) +COW: +Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. +And I don't see a nickel! + : +Sometimes I just feel +like a piece of meat! +BARRY: +I had no idea. +VANESSA: +Barry, I'm sorry. +Have you got a moment? +BARRY: +Would you excuse me? +My mosquito associate will help you. +MOOSEBLOOD: +Sorry I'm late. +COW: +He's a lawyer too? + +MOOSEBLOOD: +Ma'am, I was already a blood-sucking parasite. +All I needed was a briefcase. +VANESSA: +Have a great afternoon! + : +Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, +and I can't get them anywhere. +BARRY: +No problem, Vannie. +Just leave it to me. +VANESSA: +You're a lifesaver, Barry. +Can I help who's next? +BARRY: +All right, scramble, jocks! +It's time to fly. +VANESSA: +Thank you, Barry! +(Ken walks by on the sidewalk and sees the "bee-approved honey" in +Vanessa's shop) +KEN: +That bee is living my life!! +ANDY: +Let it go, Kenny. +KEN: +- When will this nightmare end?! +ANDY: +- Let it all go. +BARRY: +- Beautiful day to fly. +POLLEN JOCK: + +- Sure is. +BARRY: +Between you and me, +I was dying to get out of that office. +(Barry recreates the scene near the beginning of the movie where he flies +through the box kite. The movie fades to black and the credits being) +[--after credits; No scene can be seen but the characters can be heard +talking over the credits--] +You have got +to start thinking bee, my friend! + : +- Thinking bee! +- Me? +BARRY: +(Talking over singer) +Hold it. Let's just stop +for a second. Hold it. + : +I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. +Can we stop here? +SINGER: +Oh, BarryBARRY: +I'm not making a major life decision +during a production number! +SINGER: +All right. Take ten, everybody. +Wrap it up, guys. +BARRY: +I had virtually no rehearsal for that. +""" + +if __name__ == "__main__": + asyncio.run(main())