"Is your girlfriend/boyfriend complaining that you wake up too late every morning or that you are not romantic enough but of course you're too lazy to change? I have a solution for you."
Introducing Romance Breaker, a small python script which sends a custom morning message from a list to your significant other every morning at a given time range on Facebook Messenger or WhatsApp, now doesn't this sound great already?
- You can still be lazy
- You can still wake up late
- Relationship improvement (I don't take any responsibility if Romance Breaker® doesn't improve relationship status)
- Magic
Romance breaker relies on a few things, here is what to do to get them:
sudo apt-get install python-dev libxml2-dev libxslt1-dev zlib1g-dev
sudo pip install fbchat bs4
Also don't forget to git clone https://github.com/lorcalhost/RomanceBreaker.git
As it was highly requested by the plebs without a raspberry pi:
First download and install Termux from the Google Play Store
Then run the following commands:
termux-setup-storage
and allow storage access
cd storage/downloads
pkg install python git
pip install fbchat requests bs4 enum
git clone https://github.com/lorcalhost/RomanceBreaker.git
Please note that every time you restart your device, you will have to re run the commands in the How to run section
Simply cd RomanceBreaker
and python RomanceBreaker.py
Simply cd storage/downloads/RomanceBreaker
and python RomanceBreaker.py
For Android users: you will also need to press "ACQUIRE WAKELOCK"
in the Termux notification to enable the script to run in the background without the process being killed
Romance breaker relies on a few things, here is what to do to get them:
sudo apt-get install python-dev libxml2-dev libxslt1-dev zlib1g-dev xclip
sudo pip install selenium bs4 pyperclip
Also don't forget to git clone https://github.com/lorcalhost/RomanceBreaker.git
Simply cd RomanceBreaker
and python WA-RomanceBreaker.py
After you enter the name of your bae WhatsApp web will open, scan the QR code on the website using the WhatsApp application:
Launch WhatsApp on your phone and access the settings menu by clicking the three dots at the top right, then choose WhatsApp Web and scan.
Android users may want to edit the file with their preferred text editing app as the file will be in the Downloads folder of their devices
I guess you also want to send custom messages, so here we go:
On line 10 (14 for WhatsApp) replace the messages in between " "
with your own custom messages, you can also add more than three by adding after the "
of the last message a comma and a new message, always in between " "
s.
If we want to add NewCustomMessage
to the list below.
customMsgs = ["Good morning beautiful", "I'm too lazy", "To write messages on my own"]
We just need to edit it like this:
customMsgs = ["Good morning beautiful", "I'm too lazy", "To write messages on my own", "NewCustomMessage"]
To change the time range at which the #MorningText should be sent just change line 12 (16 for WhatsApp) with your custom range:
customTimeInterval = ["04:20", "16:20"]
Make sure hour is always two digits
My life has never been so great,
since I added this script with 1337
custom messages downloaded from the
dark net in bulk to my 24/7
running raspberry pi my life has
improved so much. Now my girlfriend
thinks I'm perfect, while I'm sleeping
peacefully and dreaming of waifus.
Luca, 19 y/o, London