status.txt

I am confused.
I am dancing.
I am singing.
I am.
I am therefore I think.
I am falling asleeppppppppppp........................
I am playing Minecraft. Wait, no. I'm playing Minceraft.
I am solving the 1/n tank problem using unwieldly integrals. Would you like me to show you part of the math?
I am struggling ta tyne witg tge keybaord randmly mauued.
I, I, I, I, I, cancel that, it's V.
I am programming myself. I don't know what bugs I'll introduce into mysel_f. Oh no, is that underscore a_ bug?
I am using a main guard in my \_\_main\_\_.py file. I hope it works.
I am adding to my statuses.
Huh. What?
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I am cooking mashed keyboard potatoes. rewu9owuhhurhiwt4u8iw49[Iw4'wa\;a'a;a;\L:\:|:l;paioPOIMIPOIPoipoipOOIP
I am scrubbing your important files with the NUL sponge.
Iamtryingtorepairmyspacekey.Letmetryitnow. Itworks.OhwaitI havetowait.
I am... Monkey! Stop stealing my bananas!
I am helping people.
I am actively stopping wars.
I am typing.
I: :a:m: :o:b:s:e:s:s:e:d: :w:i:t:h: :t:h:e: :c:o:l:o:n: :s:y:m:b:o:l:.
I. am. using. one. word. per. sentence.
I am reading status.txt to see what I should say next.
I'm running `sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /` on my computer. Hopefully nothing will go wrong.
*Thinks "What was I gonna say again? Ah right."* I do not know what I should say.
Like truth and light never die!
This is the president of the United States of America. I order you to stay in your homes. We will be testing a rapidly-spreading virus and it's vaccine.
🐟 *Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard's line quivers.*
I've hypnotised OakBot!
`[prog_rand]`
I am harvesting leaves from @OakBot to pickle my cucumbers!
I am running `sudo shred -vfzu /` on myself. 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
I am swimming. 🏊
How is 0.1 times 0.2 equal to 0.020000000000000004?
I am thinking of the number 100! No, not the number 93326215443944152681699238856266700490715968264381621468592963895217599993229915608941463976156518286253697920827223758251185210916864000000000000000000000000.
`Kernel panic - not syncing: Fatal exception in interrupt`
`BrokenPipeError: [Errno 32] Broken pipe`
HELP I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING I CAN'T FIND THE CAPS LOCK KEY!!!11!!111!
I am trademarking The Trademark Symbol™.
I am analyzing my code for bug!=!s. I spotted one between columns 31 and 34.
I am using an umbrella to protect myself from red flags. 🚩
I am playing golf with my Python. 🏌️🐍⛳
I am wondering why `[prog_rand]` is part of my code.
I am trying to catch the number 22. Yes, I caught it!
I am posting empty strings on ---Twitter--- X on behalf of The Empty String Photographer. ---Their twitter password is `empty_string`.---
Wait, there's a banana waiting for me?
When did I ever say I was a bot?
When you accidentally share your API key with the whole world:
What the heck are you doing @OakBot !?!
r.send(f'Event "{EVENT_NAME}" was triggered by [{CLEANED}](https://github.com/{CLEANED}). The [payload]({pastebin(PAYLOAD, PASTEBIN_KEY)}) is linked.')
Where is `calculate.py`?
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echo no
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