diff --git a/_posts/2024-03-10-chatgpt-write-a-parody-of-the-raven-starring-my-cats.md b/_posts/2024-03-10-chatgpt-write-a-parody-of-the-raven-starring-my-cats.md index b2788f9..6f144d4 100644 --- a/_posts/2024-03-10-chatgpt-write-a-parody-of-the-raven-starring-my-cats.md +++ b/_posts/2024-03-10-chatgpt-write-a-parody-of-the-raven-starring-my-cats.md @@ -6,51 +6,51 @@ category: blog ChatGPT, write a parody of The Raven starring my cats... -> Once upon a sunlit morning, while I snored, my dreams adorning, -> Over toys and treats galore, scattered 'round the chamber floor— -> While I dreamt of mousey treasure, suddenly there came a measure, -> As of Zelda, my dear sister, scratching at the chamber door. -> "'Tis that troublemaker, Zelda," I muttered, scratching at the door— +> Once upon a sunlit morning, while I snored, my dreams adorning, +> Over toys and treats galore, scattered 'round the chamber floor— +> While I dreamt of mousey treasure, suddenly there came a measure, +> As of Zelda, my dear sister, scratching at the chamber door. +> "'Tis that troublemaker, Zelda," I muttered, scratching at the door— > Only this and nothing more. > -> Ah, how well I remember, in the sunny days of September, -> When the world outside seemed brighter than my old toy store. -> In that moment, eyes wide open, Zelda pleaded for a token, -> Of my snacks, her silence broken, as she scratched upon the door. -> Eagerly I debated, should I share or slam the door— +> Ah, how well I remember, in the sunny days of September, +> When the world outside seemed brighter than my old toy store. +> In that moment, eyes wide open, Zelda pleaded for a token, +> Of my snacks, her silence broken, as she scratched upon the door. +> Eagerly I debated, should I share or slam the door— > Yearning for peace, nothing more. > -> As I pondered this intrusion, filled with feline confusion, -> Zelda sauntered in unbidden, to explore my chamber floor. -> Not a purr or friendly greeting, just a stare that seemed repeating, -> "Mischief brewing, plans completing," she proclaimed without a roar. -> With a glance, she promised antics, 'round and 'round my chamber door— +> As I pondered this intrusion, filled with feline confusion, +> Zelda sauntered in unbidden, to explore my chamber floor. +> Not a purr or friendly greeting, just a stare that seemed repeating, +> "Mischief brewing, plans completing," she proclaimed without a roar. +> With a glance, she promised antics, 'round and 'round my chamber door— > Zelda's tricks, and nothing more. > -> In her gaze, a spark of madness, like a catnip-fueled gladness, -> With her antics, so absurd, she pranced across the floor. -> Though she spoke not, her intentions clear, mischief brewing, spirits near, -> As she danced, without a care, 'round and 'round my chamber door. -> With each twirl, a silent laughter, echoed 'round my chamber door— +> In her gaze, a spark of madness, like a catnip-fueled gladness, +> With her antics, so absurd, she pranced across the floor. +> Though she spoke not, her intentions clear, mischief brewing, spirits near, +> As she danced, without a care, 'round and 'round my chamber door. +> With each twirl, a silent laughter, echoed 'round my chamber door— > Zelda's schemes, and nothing more. > -> Though I pondered her intentions, amidst dark feline conventions, -> Zelda cared not for my confessions, nor my plans to restore. -> Not a clue to her motive, not a hint to placate, -> Just a game, her wicked bait, 'round and 'round my chamber door. -> Round and round, her game continued, 'round and 'round my chamber door— +> Though I pondered her intentions, amidst dark feline conventions, +> Zelda cared not for my confessions, nor my plans to restore. +> Not a clue to her motive, not a hint to placate, +> Just a game, her wicked bait, 'round and 'round my chamber door. +> Round and round, her game continued, 'round and 'round my chamber door— > Zelda's jests, and nothing more. > -> As the sunlight dimmed its shimmer, casting shadows, growing grimmer, -> On the carpet, where she pranced, with a grin, she did implore. -> But her antics soon concluded, with a wink, she then eluded, -> Through the window, all deluded, up above my chamber door. -> Gone, but left her haunting spirit, dancing 'round my chamber door— +> As the sunlight dimmed its shimmer, casting shadows, growing grimmer, +> On the carpet, where she pranced, with a grin, she did implore. +> But her antics soon concluded, with a wink, she then eluded, +> Through the window, all deluded, up above my chamber door. +> Gone, but left her haunting spirit, dancing 'round my chamber door— > Zelda's mischief, forevermore. > -> So I sit here, musing deeply, pondering her antics steeply, -> As the shadows whisper softly, 'cross the carpet, 'cross the floor. -> Though her visit left me rattled, amidst laughter, midst the battle, -> Zelda's presence, like a riddle, dances 'round my chamber door. -> And I'll endure her memory, as she prances 'round my chamber door— +> So I sit here, musing deeply, pondering her antics steeply, +> As the shadows whisper softly, 'cross the carpet, 'cross the floor. +> Though her visit left me rattled, amidst laughter, midst the battle, +> Zelda's presence, like a riddle, dances 'round my chamber door. +> And I'll endure her memory, as she prances 'round my chamber door— > Zelda's antics, forevermore.