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NoneNone[zzzzteana] Daft crimes etchttp://www.irishnews.com/access/daily/current.asp?SID=421083
Loo rolls of honour and the invisible man
Paper Clips: A round-up of the weekly press
By Steven McCaffery
The powers-that-be tell us that crime does not pay. And they found an
ally in the Ulster Herald this week, which carries a cautionary tale
for anyone thinking of embarking on a criminal career. The
Omagh-based paper's 'As the Man Says' column brings a story which
originated in the Middle East.
"A gent recently attempted to rob a bank in Tehran," the columnist reports.
"He was unarmed and began seizing bank notes from customers' hands."
It is then explained: "He had paid £625 to a local sorcerer and
believed that he was invisible."
In the Lurgan Mail there was also news of a dramatic robbery.
"A Lurgan newsagent has told how thieves drilled their way through
three walls to steal £10,000 worth of cigarettes recently in an
attack which was well planned and professional," the paper reports.
"The thieves broke through the back wall of a religious gifts shop
next door to the newsagents and then drilled through the partition
between the back hallway and the front shop.
"Moving statues of religious icons out of the way, the gang then
drilled into the back of the newsagent's cigarette stand removing the
contents."
The owner of the Paper Chase shop is pictured next to the gaping hole
left in his store and is quoted as saying: "On Monday morning when my
wife was opening, everything looked normal.
"But when she opened the shutters she found herself looking into the
shop next door."
The paper reports that the shop was the target of "another well
organised crime" 12 weeks ago when thieves escaped with a safe.
The shop's owner says: "The closer it gets to Christmas the more
people are going to be open to this."
The issues of crime and punishment are tackled by a columnist in the
Down Democrat.
Writing in the Downpatrick-based newspaper John Coulter calls on the
authorities to "birch the vandals" plaguing the local community.
He is shocked at reports of the "wanton destruction by vandals" and
issues a call for action.
"The time has come to fight fire with fire," he writes, "before
unemployed paramilitaries decide to impose vigilante rule and start
using so-called kangaroo courts to dish out their own brand of
sentences on those found 'guilty' of anti-social behaviour."
As an alternative to such reckless violence, he recommends,
controlled violence.
"It was a sorry day that the Manx authorities banned the use of the
birch as a weapon in dealing with unruly elements of the Isle of Man."
Getting his defence in early, he immediately rounds on any woolly
liberal who may oppose his plan.
"In many Islamic countries, public flogging of convicted criminals is
the order of the day.
"You might laugh and say there is little chance of such measures
being introduced in the United Kingdom or Ireland given that corporal
punishment was abolished in the vast majority of northern schools in
the late 1980s.
"However, people seem to forget that Islam is the fastest growing
faith on the British mainland and it's only a matter of time before
it numerically passes Christianity."
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Joe McNally :: Flaneur at Large :: http://www.flaneur.org.uk
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"I am the centre which exists only because the geometry of the abyss
demands it." - Fernando Pessoa
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