nyc_winners.json

[
  {
    "announceFinalistsDate": "2021-01-18T17:53:00.000Z",
    "rank1": "\u201cOnce tax season is over, you can go back to being the only child.\u201d",
    "rank2": "\u201cHe said you ate his homework.\u201d",
    "rank3": "\u201cWhen you\u2019re best in show, you can have nice clothes, too.\u201d",
    "title": "Contest #739"
  },
  {
    "announceFinalistsDate": "2021-01-11T23:33:00.000Z",
    "rank1": "\u201cA friendly gesture can make first contact go a lot better.\u201d",
    "rank2": "\u201cAs long as we\u2019re up here, we should do the gutters.\u201d",
    "rank3": "\u201cCan\u2019t wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree.\u201d",
    "title": "Contest #738"
  },
  {
    "announceFinalistsDate": "2020-12-28T23:44:00.000Z",
    "rank1": "\u201cI thought you said the cloud was secure.\u201d",
    "rank2": "\u201cKeep climbing\u2014you\u2019ve only reached middle management.\u201d",
    "rank3": "\u201cGrowth has exceeded our projections.\u201d",
    "title": "Contest #737"
  },
  {
    "announceFinalistsDate": "2020-12-14T17:30:00.000Z",
    "rank1": "\u201cYour meal came with a toy?\u201d",
    "rank2": "\u201cEvolve already.\u201d",
    "rank3": "\u201cIf that\u2019s a courtship display, I think I know how we go extinct.\u201d",
    "title": "Contest #736"
  },
  {
    "announceFinalistsDate": "2020-11-30T20:13:00.000Z",
    "rank1": "\u201cStop fighting it, kid\u2014everyone eventually sings in the shower.\u201d",
    "rank2": "\u201cAre you gonna talk, or am I gonna have to flush the toilet again?\u201d",
    "rank3": "\u201cI don\u2019t have to. Your neighbor downstairs is going to kill you.\u201d",
    "title": "Contest #734"
  },
  {
    "announceFinalistsDate": "2020-12-07T19:35:00.000Z",
    "rank1": "\u201cI can keep it together during the ceremony. The reception is where I fall to pieces.\u201d",
    "rank2": "\u201cYou are a lot bigger in person.\u201d",
    "rank3": "\u201cGreat wedding\u2014what\u2019s for dessert?\u201d",
    "title": "Contest #735"
  },
  {
    "announceFinalistsDate": "2020-11-23T22:36:00.000Z",
    "rank1": "\"It seems you promised them herd immunity, sir.\"",
    "rank2": "\"Every time we attempt a recount, we fall asleep.\"",
    "rank3": "\"They found out we've been fleecing them.\"",
    "title": "Contest #733"
  }
]