[DNM] The most unholy solution to 515 and 516 rustlibs #50360

Job	Run time
Compile All Maps	47s
Lint with OpenDream	31s
Windows RUSTG Validation	55s
Unit Tests + SQL Validation (STABLE)	1m 53s
Run Linters	1m 31s
Unit Tests + SQL Validation (BETA)	1m 50s
Station Tests (boxstation, STABLE)	1m 22s
Station Tests (boxstation, BETA)	1m 29s
Station Tests (deltastation, STABLE)	1m 45s
Station Tests (deltastation, BETA)	1m 35s
Station Tests (metastation, STABLE)	1m 31s
Station Tests (metastation, BETA)	1m 35s
Station Tests (cerestation, STABLE)	1m 42s
Station Tests (cerestation, BETA)	1m 35s
Station Tests (emeraldstation, STABLE)	1m 39s
Station Tests (emeraldstation, BETA)	1m 38s
	23m 18s

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