that should be it

code/game/objects/objs.dm

@@ -305,8 +305,12 @@
 			do_buckle(M, user)
 			return
 	if ((M.mob_size > MOB_SIZE_HUMAN))
-		to_chat(user, SPAN_WARNING("[M] is too big to buckle in."))
-		return
+		if (!istype(src, /obj/structure/bed/roller/heavy)) //super snowflake but whatever
+			to_chat(user, SPAN_WARNING("[M] is too big to buckle in."))
+			return
+		if (M.stat != DEAD)
+			to_chat(user, SPAN_WARNING("[M] resists your attempt to buckle!"))
+			return
 	do_buckle(M, user)
 
 // the actual buckling proc

code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/bed.dm

@@ -240,6 +240,27 @@
 
 	return
 
+/obj/structure/bed/roller/heavy
+	name = "heavy-duty roller bed"
+	desc = "A reinforced plasteel board resting on a small but sturdy frame. Not very comfortable at all, but allows heavy cargo to rest lying down while moved to another location rapidly. Cannot be collapsed."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/structures/rollerbed.dmi'
+	icon_state = "heavy_roller_up"
+	anchored = FALSE
+	drag_delay = 0 //Pulling something on wheels is easy
+	buckling_y = 3
+	foldabletype = null
+	accepts_bodybag = TRUE
+	base_bed_icon = null
+	density = TRUE
+	buildstacktype = /obj/item/stack/sheet/plasteel
+
+/obj/structure/bed/roller/heavy/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user)
+	if(istype(W,/obj/item/roller_holder) && !buckled_bodybag)
+		if(buckled_mob || buckled_bodybag)
+			manual_unbuckle()
+			return
+	return ..()
+
 /obj/item/roller
 	name = "roller bed"
 	desc = "A collapsed roller bed that can be carried around."

maps/map_files/USS_Almayer/USS_Almayer.dmm

@@ -58844,6 +58844,7 @@
 	icon_state = "S"
 	},
 /obj/structure/machinery/power/apc/almayer/south,
+/obj/structure/bed/roller/heavy,
 /turf/open/floor/almayer/sterile_green,
 /area/almayer/medical/containment)
 "uoj" = (