#ERMAHGERD!#

Big thanks to http://ermahgerd.jmillerdesign.com/#!/translate for the translation logic. This is simply the same thing, but in node form.

Install:

npm install node-ermahgerd

Use it like so:

var ermahgerd = require('node-ermahgerd');
var translation = ermahgerd.translate("Goosebumps! My favorite books!");
console.log(translation); // 'GERSBERMS! MAH FRAVRIT BERKS!'