New jokes for 4.0 release

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  Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
  “Knock, knock. Who’s there?” very long pause… “Java.”
  If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
-There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.
-There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors. 
+ There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.
+ There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
+ What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is just a little lighter.
+ What happens when a rainbow breaks the law? If convicted, it will get a light sentence in prism to reflect on its poor choices.
+ A scientist rushed into the ER after an experiment went wrong. He ran up to the check-in desk and shouted that he was shrinking and needed help immediately. The nurse handed him a clipboard with forms to complete and told him to 'Please be a little patient'. 
+ 2 fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks, "How do you drive this thing?"
+ Did you hear that the police department had all the toilets stolen from headquarters? They can't make any arrests since they don't have anything to go on. 
+ What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
+ Why'd the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.