Ibadan-peeps

Regional mutism

/**in light of recent Lagos slander (especially by Ibadan peeps), it has become necessary to find a way to keep them mute. ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, 'Regional Mutism'. */

import java.util.Scanner;

public class IbadanPeeps {

static Scanner keyboard;
public static void main(String[] args) {
	
	keepingIbadanPeepsQuiet();
}

private static void keepingIbadanPeepsQuiet() {
	if (fromIbadan() && slanderLagos()) {
		System.out.println("For the sake of world peace, you've been muted. Now think about your actions.");
	}
	
	else {
		System.out.println("Your location and/or faith in Lagos has made you whole. Go in peace.");
	}
}

private static boolean fromIbadan() {
	keyboard = new Scanner(System.in);
	System.out.print("Are you from Ibadan? (true/false) ");
	boolean answer = keyboard.nextBoolean();
	
	return answer;
}

private static boolean slanderLagos() {
	keyboard = new Scanner(System.in);
	boolean answer;
	
	System.out.println("In one sentence, what do you have to say about Lagos? ");
	String reply = keyboard.nextLine();
	
	if (reply.contains("traffic") || reply.contains("dirty")) {
		answer = true;
	}
	else {
		answer = false;
	}
	
	return answer;
}

}