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why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? in this essay, i will show exactly why oven if called oven even though you out hot eat the food. first, it is clear to see that oven is a mistranscription. it was originally from the latin 'ofin,' and was mistranscribed by european colonizers during 196 BBY. so, it is called ofen because you do in fact of in the food hot the ofin cold. second, people widely assume that it should be ofout, because you of out eat the food. however, before you can of out the hot food, you must of in the cold food. if you of inned the hot food, it's just a fridge. the most important part of an ofin isnt that it makes out hot food, its that it takes in food cold and out hots the eat food. if it of inned and of outted the same temperature food, its just a useless metal box that. therefore, by all possible accounts, it makes complete sense that oven is called oven even though you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.

quod erat demonstrondum, bitches.